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Control Acronyms
Sounded like fun to add your favorite acronyms.
NonContra - Non contributory time entered on time sheet. By the way we saw your van at the bar all day yesterday.
MOB - Mobilization time to set up and ready for a job. Coffee and Donuts at the convenience store
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
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Not control acronyms but..
NFG- No Good
Example: "Sorry Ma'am but your compressor is NFG"
TFB- To Bad
Example: "...well that's just TFB."
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CRS - Can't Remeber
ID 10T error - user operator error for a completely unthinkable reason.
G5 rectification error- Need to know information I don't want to tell and you don't need to know.
Well those aren't standard DDC acronyms but I implement them as often as I can.
If you're too "open" minded, your brains will fall out.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Acronyms part 2
DBM - Drive by maintenance " Yep, it's still there"
HVAC - Heating, Ventilation, AC, and it's the control guys fault
FSS - Fing Salesman stupidity
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
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Nobody uses PFM any more....
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"It's not that I'm smart, it's that I stay with the problem longer
Albert Einstein
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everybody knows the industry standard is to use TLA's (Three Letter Acronyms)
1 + 1 = 3 ( *** for very large values of 1)
...everybody wants a box of chocolates and long stemmed rose
Be brave. You cannot get eaten by an imaginary tiger.
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S-O-C-K-S
"it is what it is" in Spanish.
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ASAP: Always say a prayer before opening the panel...
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MMS - maintenance man syndrome
GOK - God only knows (line item on our estimating sheets)
RTFM - read the @#!% manual
Some phrases we use that could have acronyms, albeit long ones.
Tail light warranty
It was running when I left
What your mind forgets your feet remember
He did a drive by (I'll have to remember your's simux)
We don't need no stinking _______ (insert whatever, Treasure of the Sierra Madre reference)
Like socks on a rooster (when something fits up perfectly)
UA LU 562
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And of course we all know FUBAR....
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More Acronyms
DIN - Do it now (what part don't you understand)
BKD - Badges and keys hit the desk ( I'm fng out of here)
RWP - Recurring work program caused by recurring worker problems
RMP - Recurring Maintenance Program
IBS - It broke after you left the site
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
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Your programming issue lies between the chair and the keyboard.
You can easily judge the character of a man
by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
-James D. Miles
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SNAFU...situation normal all f##@# up
Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...
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Even more Acronyms
FBC - F@#!%ng Belt Changer
RCS - Rigged Control System
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
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BTTW
As in "It was running BTTW when I left"
B*lls To The Wall
kontrol out
"Good" - Jocko
"Open is as open does." - Forrest Gump
"Can't we all just get a Lon?" - Garry Jack
"BACnet: integration or interrogation?" - The Janitor
"Interoperability? You can't handle interoperability!" - Nathan R. Jessup
Whats that? Aaa
open protocols? Dont talk about
. open protocols? Are you kidding me? Open protocols? I just hope we can hardwire an interface! - Jim Mora
Watch it here!
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FIFO and RTFM are my go to's
Figure It F'ng Out
&
Read The F'ng Manual
Wish I did not have to say them day in and day out, but at least there is a short cut
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DNT; Do Not Touch. The description on may "points" on a control system to prevent tampering/confuse un-knowledgable operators.
STBY; Sucks To Be You !
TTWWADI (pronounced "Twad-e") That's The Way We've Always Done It .
NMP; Not My Problem
NMPA; Not My Problem Anymore !
And of course the "It is a 1-D-10T interference problem" . (1D10T, get it ?)
If sense were so common everyone would have it !
You cannot protect the Stupid from themselves !
"Experience is the ability to recognize a mistake Before you make it again!" (Stolen Quote)