Your programming issue lies between the chair and the keyboard.
You can easily judge the character of a man
by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
-James D. Miles
SNAFU...situation normal all f##@# up
Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...
Even more Acronyms
FBC - F@#!%ng Belt Changer
RCS - Rigged Control System
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
As in "It was running BTTW when I left"
B*lls To The Wall
"Open is as open does."
- Forrest Gump
"Can't we all just get a Lon?"
- Garry Jack
"BACnet: integration or interrogation?"
- The Janitor
"Open protocols? You can't handle open protocols!"
- Nathan R. Jessup
“What’s that? Aaa… open protocols? Don’t talk about…. open protocols? Are you kidding me? Open protocols? I just hope we can hardwire an interface!”
- Jim Mora http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fjDS0jKiE
FIFO and RTFM are my go to's
Figure It F'ng Out
Read The F'ng Manual
Wish I did not have to say them day in and day out, but at least there is a short cut
DNT; Do Not Touch. The description on may "points" on a control system to prevent tampering/confuse un-knowledgable operators.
STBY; Sucks To Be You !
TTWWADI (pronounced "Twad-e") That's The Way We've Always Done It .
NMP; Not My Problem
NMPA; Not My Problem Anymore !
And of course the "It is a 1-D-10T interference problem" . (1D10T, get it ?)
If sense were so common everyone would have it !
All opinions expressed are my own. Any advice provided is based on personal experience, generally accepted fact or publicly available information. As such, it is worth exactly what you paid for it, not a penny more not a penny less !!
LUser = Chief Janitor promoted to Chief Engineer. Couldn't figure out the square root of one with a calculator. Now wants to know how a VAV box knows the air flow from a pressure sensor?
In case of malfunction-Reconnect brain BEFORE starting mouth.
From the sales side:
WIM, What I missed
WIF, What I forgot
FBO, Furnished By Others
From the Eng side:
IJDI, I Just Draw It
JMIW, Just make it work
TBDIF, To Be Determined In Field
And my first boss's favorite method of operation,
RFA, READY, FIRE, AIM
I'm really surprised Freddy-B or some of the other old timers didn't jump in?
Anyway one more
Open - Pneumatics
NMFP -- Not My Fg Problem