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  1. #14
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    Your programming issue lies between the chair and the keyboard.
    You can easily judge the character of a man
    by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
    -James D. Miles

  2. #15
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    SNAFU...situation normal all f##@# up
    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

  3. #16
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    DRT. Dead Right There

  4. #17
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    Even more Acronyms

    FBC - F@#!%ng Belt Changer

    RCS - Rigged Control System
    Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!

  5. #18
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    BTTW
    As in "It was running BTTW when I left"
    B*lls To The Wall

    kontrol out
    "Open is as open does." - Forrest Gump
    "Can't we all just get a Lon?" - Garry Jack
    "BACnet: integration or interrogation?" - The Janitor
    "Open protocols? You can't handle open protocols!" - Nathan R. Jessup
    “What’s that? Aaa… open protocols? Don’t talk about…. open protocols? Are you kidding me? Open protocols? I just hope we can hardwire an interface!” - Jim Mora http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fjDS0jKiE

  6. #19
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    FIFO and RTFM are my go to's

    Figure It F'ng Out

    &

    Read The F'ng Manual

    Wish I did not have to say them day in and day out, but at least there is a short cut

  7. #20
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    DNT; Do Not Touch. The description on may "points" on a control system to prevent tampering/confuse un-knowledgable operators.

    STBY; Sucks To Be You !

    TTWWADI (pronounced "Twad-e") That's The Way We've Always Done It .

    NMP; Not My Problem

    NMPA; Not My Problem Anymore !

    And of course the "It is a 1-D-10T interference problem" . (1D10T, get it ?)
    If sense were so common everyone would have it !

    Any advice provided is worth exactly what you paid for it, not a penny more not, a penny less !!

  8. #21
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    LUser = Chief Janitor promoted to Chief Engineer. Couldn't figure out the square root of one with a calculator. Now wants to know how a VAV box knows the air flow from a pressure sensor?
    In case of malfunction-Reconnect brain BEFORE starting mouth.

  9. #22
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    From the sales side:

    WIM, What I missed

    WIF, What I forgot

    FBO, Furnished By Others

    From the Eng side:

    IJDI, I Just Draw It

    JMIW, Just make it work

    TBDIF, To Be Determined In Field

    And my first boss's favorite method of operation,

    RFA, READY, FIRE, AIM

  10. #23
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    I'm really surprised Freddy-B or some of the other old timers didn't jump in?
    Anyway one more

    Open - Pneumatics

  11. #24
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    NMFP -- Not My Fg Problem

  12. #25
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    Love NMFP Antartic Fox

  13. #26
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    FM - F'ing Magic

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