Your programming issue lies between the chair and the keyboard.
You can easily judge the character of a man
by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
-James D. Miles
SNAFU...situation normal all f##@# up
Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...
Even more Acronyms
FBC - F@#!%ng Belt Changer
RCS - Rigged Control System
Law Of The Thermostat: He who has the thermostat wins!!!!!
As in "It was running BTTW when I left"
B*lls To The Wall
"Open is as open does."
- Forrest Gump
"Can't we all just get a Lon?"
- Garry Jack
"BACnet: integration or interrogation?"
- The Janitor
"Open protocols? You can't handle open protocols!"
- Nathan R. Jessup
“What’s that? Aaa… open protocols? Don’t talk about…. open protocols? Are you kidding me? Open protocols? I just hope we can hardwire an interface!”
- Jim Mora http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fjDS0jKiE
FIFO and RTFM are my go to's
Figure It F'ng Out
Read The F'ng Manual
Wish I did not have to say them day in and day out, but at least there is a short cut
DNT; Do Not Touch. The description on may "points" on a control system to prevent tampering/confuse un-knowledgable operators.
STBY; Sucks To Be You !
TTWWADI (pronounced "Twad-e") That's The Way We've Always Done It .
NMP; Not My Problem
NMPA; Not My Problem Anymore !
And of course the "It is a 1-D-10T interference problem" . (1D10T, get it ?)
If sense were so common everyone would have it !
Any advice provided is worth exactly what you paid for it, not a penny more not, a penny less !!
LUser = Chief Janitor promoted to Chief Engineer. Couldn't figure out the square root of one with a calculator. Now wants to know how a VAV box knows the air flow from a pressure sensor?
In case of malfunction-Reconnect brain BEFORE starting mouth.
From the sales side:
WIM, What I missed
WIF, What I forgot
FBO, Furnished By Others
From the Eng side:
IJDI, I Just Draw It
JMIW, Just make it work
TBDIF, To Be Determined In Field
And my first boss's favorite method of operation,
RFA, READY, FIRE, AIM
I'm really surprised Freddy-B or some of the other old timers didn't jump in?
Anyway one more
Open - Pneumatics
NMFP -- Not My Fg Problem