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    Can you tell the Archie Campbell story of "Rinder Cella",

    That guy's a riot!

    I'm not much of a country fan, but Roy Clark is as good as they get on a guitar.

    Noel

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    She had two sugly step usters.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    She also had an sugly mepstother!
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    just remember not to slop your dripper
    remember, with electronics; when its brown,its cooking and when its black, its done!!!

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    One morning, when Rindercella was sweeping the knarly basment floor that her mangy sugly step usters crapped all over, her gary fodmother appeared.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    "Oh gary fodmother." said Rindercella. "I want to go to the pransome hince's ball."
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    The gary fodmother said " Are your mangy sugly step usters going? Because if they are, we're going to have to put a bag over their fidieous haces!"
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    "You're going to need transportation to the ball" the gary fodmother said. so she took James' Mustang and Beemer and made them into a pumpkin carriage pulled by 2 mules.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    They needed material for a dress so Rindercella called Payson and he sent over some run caps, pigeon poo, and some pookie and they put it all together with the Drainblaster 2000 sewing machine.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    Rindercella got to the pransome hince's ball, but the A/C was broke and everyone was standing around arguing about whether to fix it or do a load calc and replace the whole unit.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    Rindercella noticed it was a Mcgay rooftop unit so she took her sass glipper and hit the side of it.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    Everyone was amazed that Rindercella got the A/C fixed. They all had to have this amazing new tool. They started pushing and shoving and a fight broke out. It was midnight and Rindercella had to leave without her sass glipper.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    When the smoke cleared the pransome hince took the sass glipper and went to find Rindercella.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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