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    Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Swine flu, crabs, clap. AA for every guy that drinks, a 32 hour work week and global cooling.

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    LSD, angel dust, qualudes, and hitch-hiking.


    Oh yeah!! and Merry Christmas has turned into happy holidays.

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    Who's gonna announce they have crabs? I sure didnt

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    swampy

    New from Ronco "Crab away", call us at 223-485-3345. Not sold in stores. As bonus we will give you a free ice pick. Caution. Do not try this at home.

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    Originally posted by swampfox
    Who's gonna announce they have crabs? I sure didnt
    My daughter did when she was about 4 and at a bus stop with her mom. People moved away from her right away.


    (She meant the hermit crabs we had bought at the pet store recently.) I don't think the bus stop people cared, crabs are crabs.

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    I used hair spray when I got 'em way back when....it worked!
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    You never hear..."Get up and change the channel". You never hear..Thank you, you're welcome, yes mam, no mam. yes sir, no sir, may I check your oil and your tires sir/mam, do you have any peanuts for my Dr.Pepper, may I be excused from the table, etc....

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    Originally posted by otto
    I used hair spray when I got 'em way back when....it worked!
    You put hair spray on your nads ? I just picked them off and flicked them on people.

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    SARS

    People sitting in the stands at Sky dome Toronto with masks on during Blue Jays games!

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    Originally posted by otto
    I used hair spray when I got 'em way back when....it worked!
    I heard of that method. You shaved one side. Then you spayed the hair spray while setting it on fire and they when the crabs ran to the other side you killed them.



    Did that hurt?

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    We're on the verge of a new ice age (1970s scientific "consensus"))
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    Originally posted by James 3528
    Originally posted by otto
    I used hair spray when I got 'em way back when....it worked!
    I heard of that method. You shaved one side. Then you spayed the hair spray while setting it on fire and they when the crabs ran to the other side you killed them.



    Did that hurt?
    This is insane..LOL

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    I know my parents are in the other room, but I still want you right now!

    I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby-sitter.

    The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over

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    Let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses

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    I’m tired of cuddling. Let's ****

    I'm wrong. You must be right again.

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