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    1) fear that Diceman will mail them an application for membership in his "men's club".

    2) afraid another member here will contact them, off the board.

    3) they are wearing two sizes TOO SMALL undershorts! And this cuts off blood flow to the part of their brain which remembers who they are and what their hobbies are, etc.

    4) They are from another planet. And where they come from, they dont have hobbies or interests.

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    5) the voices "told them NOT to".

    6) the writing on the wall where they have public internet access, told them not to.

    7) they left their wallet in the van, and forgot what to write for a profile.

    8) the moon is NOT in their house!

    9) they ran out of excedrin and cant type due to severe arthritis.

    10) someone carried off their stock of whiskey so they had nothing to "enspire them".

    11) they got a hang-nail so they can only type single handledly for the time being.

    12) they... started to type out their profile but their cat walked by and they experienced a sneezing fit and blew chunks all over the keyboard.

    13) they log on at a public library and their time limit expired before they could fill out the information.

    14) their Mother had writen down all their interests, hobbies, pertinent information and their dog came along and ate their profile! (yeh... right)

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    (2)

    We don't have IM's or PM's here so if you were contacted, it would be "off the board.

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    16) they are running windoze 98 and it locked up on em.

    17) their hard drive crashed and lost all the info and what they remembered doing for fun.

    shux, now they'll have to spend all their time here, like the rest of us addicts, and abandon their social life.

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    you forgot #15

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    Re: (2)

    Originally posted by James 3528
    We don't have IM's or PM's here so if you were contacted, it would be "off the board.
    true

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    Some jack off on this site may take exception to some dumb smart ass comment you made in the Res section and post your info and tell all the world not to do business with you. Yeah post all your info like company name, owners name, phone number, address, town, state, and county you live in. That's why!
    I am the "Wally". All others are meer imitations of the original.

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    You forgot about the witness protection program.

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    18

    There is really no point in doing it.

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    19-smokin68 is a homo.

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    Originally posted by condenseddave
    18

    There is really no point in doing it.


  12. #12
    Originally posted by hvacpope
    19-smokin68 is a homo.
    20 hvacpope wants a vacation ?

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    Careful, he'll take a pellet in the noggin if you suspend him.

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