A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for
> >traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since
> >he was in a good mood that day he decided to give
> >the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning
> >instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
> > "Fred" he replies.
> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> > "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer
> >presses him for a last name, the man tells him that
> >he used to have a last name but lost it. The
> >officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but
> >plays along with it.
> > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> > The man replies... "It's along story so stay with me.
> >I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
> >The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself.
> >I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older
> >I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
> >through college, medical school, internship,
> >residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
> >Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a
> >doctor so I decided to go back to school.
> >Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
> >school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling
> >MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started
> >fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD.
> >So, I was Fred Dingaling MD, DDS, with VD. Well,
> >the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my
> >DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the
> >AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD
> >because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving
> >me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away
> >my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
> >The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard
"FIGHT CRIME: SHOOT BACK"
my gawd, that hurt...hit a 11.2 on the 1 to 10 laugh-con scale.