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  1. #1
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    A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for

    > >traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since

    > >he was in a good mood that day he decided to give

    > >the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning

    > >instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

    > > "Fred" he replies.

    > > "Fred what?" the officer asks.

    > > "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer

    > >presses him for a last name, the man tells him that

    > >he used to have a last name but lost it. The

    > >officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but

    > >plays along with it.

    > > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

    > > The man replies... "It's along story so stay with me.

    > >I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.

    > >The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself.

    > >I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older

    > >I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went

    > >through college, medical school, internship,

    > >residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred

    > >Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a

    > >doctor so I decided to go back to school.

    > >Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through

    > >school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling

    > >MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started

    > >fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD.

    > >So, I was Fred Dingaling MD, DDS, with VD. Well,

    > >the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my

    > >DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the

    > >AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD

    > >because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving

    > >me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away

    > >my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

    > >The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard
    "FIGHT CRIME: SHOOT BACK"

  2. #2
    Join Date
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    Location
    Iowa
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    Thumbs up

    my gawd, that hurt...hit a 11.2 on the 1 to 10 laugh-con scale.

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