I like womens clothes.........

[spotts]

I like the clothes women wear in the summer time MUCH more than in the winter. Maaan there was a festival in Ft Morgue this past weekend........ OOOh! Those women were all dressed like
I cant believe I didn't get in a wreck just driving by!

[bigbird]

Now that right there is whats been wearing me out & giving me my back ache every night.

[frozensolid]

I think she could whoop you in a fair fight.

[bigbird]

OOOOOOOOOo ,but what a way to go.........

[gruntly]

For some reason I thought this topic was going in this direction...

[RoBoTeq]

If I were you Spotts, I would not take a job in Cayman. You'd never get anything done.

[The Penguin]

Originally posted by frozensolid
I think she could whoop you in a fair fight.

I'd like her to woop me in a fair fight

[srmfsr]

Originally posted by bigbird
Now that right there is whats been wearing me out & giving me my back ache every night.

Dream on old man.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by bigbird
Now that right there is whats been wearing me out & giving me my back ache every night.

Ya mean jerking off while looking at her pic?
Quit peering over and sit up straight and the backache should go away.

[frozensolid]

You sound experienced Dice?

[Midwest]

So, there's something more interesting in your neighborhood than that guy with the collection of cow stomach hair balls? Much, much more interesting indeedy! How come you never mentioned this "festival" before???? I'm not that far away! And, may I ask what kind of festival this was? We need one here.

[TLTrex]

Originally posted by gruntly
For some reason I thought this topic was going in this direction...

Thanks for the memories! LOL

Barber (singing)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day

Light comes up to his left to reveal a choir of Mounties.

Mounties Choir
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties Choir
He cuts down trees, He eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties Choir
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

During the last verse the choir has started to look uncomfortable but they brighten up as they go into the chorus.

Mounties Choir
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama.

Mounties Choir
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
(spoken rather than sung)Suspenders and a .... a Bra????

They all mumble. Music runs down. The girl looks horrified and bursts into tears.

Barber
...just like my dear Mama.

Girl(Connie Booth)
Oh Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged.

Cut to hand-written letter.

Voice Over
Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast, about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.
Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) PS I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.

Cut to pepperpot.

Pepperpot
Well I object to all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.

Shot of battered trophy.

[rob10]

Originally posted by Diceman

Originally posted by bigbird
Now that right there is whats been wearing me out & giving me my back ache every night.

Ya mean jerking off while looking at her pic?
Quit peering over and sit up straight and the backache should go away.

Read my thread on Southern Cooking last weekend!!