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    "Marketing 101"

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
    to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's
    Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
    see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes
    up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
    fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
    get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
    her and pour her a drink. You open the door
    for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
    her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
    fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
    walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic
    in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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    Hmm

    does that actually work?

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    Yep!

    don
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    Talking A slight twist

    You see a good looking woman
    You ask her
    "Do you have a boyfriend?"

    If her answer is no
    You say "You have one now".

    If her answer is yes
    You say "Do you want a better one"?

    That's Salesmanship!
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    I always liked, "do you take plastic or do we have to stop by an ATM?" That's closing the deal.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Robin Boyd
    I always liked, "do you take plastic or do we have to stop by an ATM?" That's closing the deal. [
    /QUOTE]

    Guess you have to pay for yours huh????

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    Your kidding, right???????

    Robin, is that when you had the big one. When she told you how much????
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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    One way or another, we all pay. Actually I have it good with my girlfriend. We used to live together but I kinda like the idea of dating and going home and once in a while sleeping over. It must run in my family, my brother lives in Maryland and dates a woman in Virginia. One weekend at his place the next at hers.

    BJ, actually, I used to date "exotic dancers" before the aids thing. Never needed to pay outright, but like I said, we all pay in one way or another.


    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Robin you are exactly correct. I love when guys say I don't pay for it anymore, I'm married. yeah,right. What a deal!!
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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    My married years had the most payments at the highest rate. So what happens? I finally leave after 22 years and she gets a good job as a cross country trucker. Hell, if she had done that sooner we could have stayed married. She could have been on the road all the time and sent me her paychecks.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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