Marketing

[rayr]

"Marketing 101"

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic
in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

[BJ]

does that actually work?

[Don Sleeth]

Yep!

don

[cehs]

You see a good looking woman
You ask her
"Do you have a boyfriend?"

If her answer is no
You say "You have one now".

If her answer is yes
You say "Do you want a better one"?

That's Salesmanship!

[RoBoTeq]

I always liked, "do you take plastic or do we have to stop by an ATM?" That's closing the deal.

[BJ]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Robin Boyd
I always liked, "do you take plastic or do we have to stop by an ATM?" That's closing the deal. [
/QUOTE]

Guess you have to pay for yours huh????

[rayr]

Robin, is that when you had the big one. When she told you how much????

[RoBoTeq]

One way or another, we all pay. Actually I have it good with my girlfriend. We used to live together but I kinda like the idea of dating and going home and once in a while sleeping over. It must run in my family, my brother lives in Maryland and dates a woman in Virginia. One weekend at his place the next at hers.

BJ, actually, I used to date "exotic dancers" before the aids thing. Never needed to pay outright, but like I said, we all pay in one way or another.

[rayr]

Robin you are exactly correct. I love when guys say I don't pay for it anymore, I'm married. yeah,right. What a deal!!

[RoBoTeq]

My married years had the most payments at the highest rate. So what happens? I finally leave after 22 years and she gets a good job as a cross country trucker. Hell, if she had done that sooner we could have stayed married. She could have been on the road all the time and sent me her paychecks.