I awoke this morning to my wife's question ... "Honey, what are you doing with my "water pitcher" ?
"And why is it sitting beside your breathing machine?" (C-PAP)
Then she exclaims: "I sure hope you didnt use it to refill your machine!"
By now, I'm wondering what she's talkin about... When I see it's one of those plastic pitchers they give you in the hospital when you spend a night ...(or two), I told her I used it the night before ... to fill up my water resivoir.
She goes: "OH NO!!!" I USED IT TO WATER THE HOUSEPLANTS AND IT HAS Miracle Grow IN THERE!!!"
She's a nurse. So she phones the Miracle Grow HOTLINE and proceeds to explain to this poor unsuspecting woman on the other end, what I had suposedly done and is asking what the results might be...
Meanwhile, the next door neighbor walks in for coffee and asks "what was I thinking?"
Susan says the woman on the line wants to know "how do I feeeeel?"
I say: "I feel bloomin' greeeeeat!"
By now, everyone is laughin their tail off!
As I'm in the kitchen making breakfast, I remembered I had prepared some late night fruit snacks and thought about something else to share with them. So I said: "Oh, Honey, last night I swallowed a watermellon seed. Do you think I'm gonna start sprouting soon?"
Susan tells the woman, (who by now has a crowd gathered around her cubicle- all laughing), "I was hoping your product might encourage growth on my husband's bald spot."
"But NOT nasal hair!"
About this time, I walk back into the room and say; "I feel so good right now, I might sprout wings and FLY!"