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  1. #1
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    HELLO,

    WELCOME TO THE

    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    Press "1" for English.

    Press "2" to disconnect until you

    have learned to speak English



    Thank you and have a nice day.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  2. #2
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    Man, I'd love to hear THAT message.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

    For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.

    http://www.airwarvietnam.com/16thSOSGunners2.jpg

    Proud member of KA Club

  3. #3
    Check out this site

    www.casadice.com/index.htm

    This guy puts up some of the craziest signs along those lines.

  4. #4
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    Rochester, MN
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    I love that!

    I hate it when I get a customer at work who don't speak english, and they get mad at me cuz I don't understand them...... Ughh..... I ask them to speak english, they say "no english.. "

    I give up... Lot of signs, canned good are printing spanish, and it's getting very crowded on that package

  5. #5
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    Originally posted by boudreaux06
    Check out this site

    www.casadice.com/index.htm

    This guy puts up some of the craziest signs along those lines.

    Thats cool buttpaste! I like the

    No Shirt
    No Shoes
    No English
    No Service
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  6. #6
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    Damn strait!!
    To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right.
    -- Confucius

  7. #7
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    You know it's bad when the Jehova Witness hall's big outdoor sign is now written in half spanish.
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

  8. #8
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    Around here we don't have Spanish speaking people. What we do get is French speaking sheet rockers. As it stands now all you need is a passport to get in from Canada. They jump into the truck on Friday night and sheet rock a whole house on the weekend. Back in the truck and they are at work on Monday morning. No work visa or crap like that.
    Immigration isn't going to work on the weekend to bust these small potatoes.

  9. #9
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    Down here we have billboards in Spanish only. When I see one, I make sure not to buy the products promoted anymore. This is why I won't buy Tropicana O.J.

    The German, Italian, French, and every other immigrant group were proud to learn English. The Spanish speakers, think we should ajust to them not visa versa.

    This is America, they are free to speak Spanish if they like, but I will never consider them Americans until they speak English. Is this wrong of me?



    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  10. #10
    Originally posted by frozensolid
    Down here we have billboards in Spanish only. When I see one, I make sure not to buy the products promoted anymore. This is why I won't buy Tropicana O.J.
    If I did that I couldn't buy any of the 3 major domestic beers, they are all in Spanish around here.

    but I will never consider them Americans until they speak English. Is this wrong of me?[/B]
    Nope! I feel the same way.

  11. #11
    Originally posted by mcr
    You know it's bad when the Jehova Witness hall's big outdoor sign is now written in half spanish.

    Now that is wrong , you move to the US learn english end of story

  12. #12
    And I say And I say


    NO ENGLISH NO CHEESESTEAK

  13. #13
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    Bennington, Vermont U.S.A.
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    Usted debe hablar inglιs para ser un americano verdadero.

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