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  1. #1
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    I already assume the part about how you make her writhe and tremble in ecstasy.

    What are your husbandly duties really?
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    Beats Me

    Setting a fine example for our children to emulate?
    "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." -- Mark Twain

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    Thats a Fatherly Duty, I want mine to grow up with the heart of George Washinton.

    I being very tall get all the overhead stuff,,,,,reaching, bulb changing and the like. Anything dead instantly becomes my responsibility.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  4. #4
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    to pay attention to them once in a while

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    Lawn care, vehicle maintainance, and official bug squisher.
    Where are you? Are you done yet? I got ONE more call for you.....

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    Clean the House, Do Laundry, Clean and Maintain the cars
    Take care of the Cats, and the fish. Buy cool electronic things. Remodel the house

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    Car fixer, sometimes I do some laundry or push the button on the dishwasher, no swabbing the deck or other base labor. I like to bbq cook sometimes and bake a cake now and then.
    R2B4BTU

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    Originally posted by otto
    Car fixer, sometimes I do some laundry or push the button on the dishwasher, no swabbing the deck or other base labor. I like to bbq cook sometimes and bake a cake now and then.
    LOL! We got one of those Whirlpool front loaders My wife forgot to close the door on it and it went into alarm. She calls me and says the "washer is beeping and won't run" I go up to it, close the door and push the start button. Then I just smile and walk away. My actual official title is "Toilet Paper Holder Reloader"
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    Eat whatevers been cooked, occupy the couch, control the remote, leave clothes lying around, eat leftovers,buy useless stuff, sleep. start again the next day

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    Hmm

    After 43 years of marriage whatever she wants me to do.
    "FIGHT CRIME: SHOOT BACK"

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    I forgot. "Official Pooper Scooper!"
    There's TREACHERY AFOOT!!!

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    Originally posted by frozensolid
    Thats a Fatherly Duty, I want mine to grow up with the heart of George Washinton.

    I being very tall get all the overhead stuff,,,,,reaching, bulb changing and the like. Anything dead instantly becomes my responsibility.
    Washington never had any children. Maybe your dad should have been like Washington.

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    Just his heart James, just his heart. Do you know what heart is?
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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