He wants me to repipe it so he can sell the house, he's one of them people with money with a big mouth, the other guy isn't capable of even doing it right. He makes the hacks around here look like they do quality work. I'd bet he wont have me do it, to cheap.
He already got hosed (no pun intended) by going cheap. He's gonna take that risk again!
Can't fix stupid.
I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.
We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.