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    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

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    You know where this threads going........






    roll the ----.
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    What part of Pennsylvania is Sudan?

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    ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Dice?

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    He and his new Goat Bride are living Happily in their Lakeview Manor home, with thier cat Smoochie
    Do as I say, not as I do

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    Old story. This happened last year. It didn't last.


    Goat was stepping out on the guy

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    He's better than that guy in Georgia who abuses poodles.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    I ghess there is a jealous guy on the forum now.

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    poodle abuse ?



    well it keeps the Ford Mushroom kleen
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    This thread is just plain wrong

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    We are just kiddin, the ones involved can handel it, James knows i like his mustang [sally], Dice knows.......................notting............... .....

    [Edited by dutchcool on 07-04-2006 at 05:23 PM]
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    Originally posted by dutchcool



    We are just kiddin, the ones involved can handel it, James knows i like his mustang [sallie], Dice knows.......................nothing............... .....
    LOL

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