If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
Put shjt in get shjt out
Officially, Down for the count
YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET
It was working when I left...
Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft.
"Customer is King and King don't bargain "
Pay me now or Pay me later
nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival / heard that on lizard lick towing
Happy people don't always have the best, they just make the most of what they have.
The only way to have a true friend is to become one.
it's better to have an army of jackasses led by a lion,than an army of lions led by a jackass
It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog.
It's not how hard you can hit,it's how hard you can be hit and get back up