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    more jokes

    The doctor told a man that masturbating before
    sex, often helped men last longer during the act.
    The man decided, "What the heck, I'll
    try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about
    where to do it.
    He couldn't do it in his office.
    He thought about the restroom, but that was too
    open.
    He considered an alley, but figured that was too
    unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

    On the way home from work, he pulled his service truck
    over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
    underneath as if examining the truck.

    Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants
    and started to masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought of
    his lover.
    As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug
    at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or
    the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
    "What?"
    He heard , "This is the police. What in the
    hell are you doing?"

    The man replied, "I'm checking out the
    rear axle, it's busted."
    The cop says, "Well, you better check your
    brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5
    minutes ago.."
    ENJOY THE RIDE

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    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

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    Funny one

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    Now that is funny !!!
    Can someone please explain to me -
    Why is there never enough time to do it right the first time, but plenty of time to do it twice?


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