Multiple definitions
Adiabatic-One who should avoid sweets
AFUE-The number of furnaces tested
Bimetal-What we do at the supply house
Flue-What the chimney did during the tornado
Contactor-A telephone
Damper-Wetter than usual
Degree day-Graduation
EER-An auditory appendage lost while listening to a fan blade
External Equalizer-An unconcealed handgun
Fire damper-Water
Gas valve-A sphincter
Hot wire-Alternative to vehicle leasing
Normally closed-The parts house on week-nights and weekends
Normally open-The mother in laws mouth
Primary air-The main inheritor
Psych chart-The medical history posted on a clipboard attached to a mental patients bed
Secondary air-The beneficiary of the primary air
Shaft play-An adult film starring Ron Jeremy
Short to ground-A dwarf
Turning vane-Becoming conceited
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.
In your darkest hour, when the demons come, call on me brother and we shall fight them together.
A Veteran is a person, who at some point in their life, wrote a blank check payable to the United States of America for payment up to and including their life.
Gene Castagnetti-Director of the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific in Hawaii