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  1. #1
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    A teacher ask kids in her 3rd grade class..."What do you want to be when you grow up?

    LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS,

    FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN COPACABANA, A MANSION IN PARIS, A JET TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT EUROPE, AN INFINITE VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."



    THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN,DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . . . .

    "And how about you, Sarah?"

    "I wanna be Kevin's whore."

  2. #2
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    i belly laughed at that one!!

  3. #3
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    ROTFLMFAO!
    JUST A LITTLE CLOSER AND THE LITTER BOX IS ALL MINE!

  4. #4
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    Nice!

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