Went out last week, much giggle juice. Pulled this older woman in this dodgy club (yeah I know,but she was in great shape for 48! im 33) Drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter three some!! I said no (bit freaked out I had to say but I was downing the beer by this stage.
We drank a bit more,then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her house, papping myself but intrigued!
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs. Mum..you awake?'
I r the king of the world!...or at least I get to stand on the roof and look down on the rest of yall