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Thread: Getting Married
05-29-2006, 01:28 AM #1Professional Member*
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A man and woman see a minister about getting married, the minister says "I will marry you if you can abstain from any sexual relations for 6 weeks." The man and woman agree and return to see the minister in a week. He asks how the abstinance is going and they reply "good." They have the same response on the 2nd through the 4th week, but on the 5th week the minister asks "How is it going?" The man replies "Not too good, the wife was reaching for some light bulbs on the top shelf and I was overcome with lust and dropped her down and did it right there on the floor!!" the minister replies "I am sorry son I cannot marry you in this church" the man replies " Thats OK we are not welcome at Home Depot anymore either!!!"There is no off switch to the genius mind!!
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