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  1. #14
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    Originally posted by coolwhip
    Shhhh...this is an alien chat site. You are being moitored.
    Crap...........think they heard me?

  2. #15
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    yeah i saw a UFO ones, an unidentified flying object, but once it get closer i identified it as a baseball

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    ---------Holland aint flat !!! it is hollow !----------- first thing my mommy told me was : learn to swim

  3. #16
    You all know I came from another planet, don't you?
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

    www.TheColdConspiracy.com

    www.Pennwood-HVAC.Com

    Bring Em Home....

  4. #17
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    Okay boys and girls listen up if you want the TRUTH about aliens and how we got here.

    Years and years ago, way before even I was born, there was an intergalaxtic circus. They traveled form planet to planet putting on performances.

    One day while traveling form one gig to another they had a space ship malfunction. They crash landed on earth, there by wiping out the dinosauers. No body on the ship was hurt however. The captain and the chief engineer surveyed the damage and decided that they had to lighten the passenger load on the circus ship by 25%. He promised to return to get the ones that stayed behind. So all of the Circus Clowns volunteered to stay behind here on earth.

    For centuries the other people and there ancenstors have been trying to locate the clowns they left behind but the gps'es got screw up in a meteor shower when they left Earth centuries ago.

    The stranded clowns after a day or 2 started to have sex, because it was funny. And that's how we ended up here. Thier decendents.

    Take it form me--an old guy.

    [Edited by benncool on 05-25-2006 at 10:11 AM]

  5. #18
    And I thought we came from the apes, my bad.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

    www.TheColdConspiracy.com

    www.Pennwood-HVAC.Com

    Bring Em Home....

  6. #19
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    And I thought we came from the apes, my bad.
    Well don't be too hard on yourself. It is a common misconception. That is why you should never rely on conventional wisdom.

  7. #20
    I like your story better anyway.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

    www.TheColdConspiracy.com

    www.Pennwood-HVAC.Com

    Bring Em Home....

  8. #21
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    Originally posted by benncool
    One day while traveling form one gig to another they had a space ship malfunction. They crash landed on earth, there by wiping out the dinosauers. No body on the ship was hurt however. The captain and the chief engineer surveyed the damage and decided that they had to lighten the passenger load on the circus ship by 25%. He promised to return to get the ones that stayed behind. So all of the Circus Clowns volunteered to stay behind here on earth.
    Isn't that the basis of Scientology?
    "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a KA." - Albert Einstein

    It's later than you think.

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  10. #23
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    And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies
    Who never conceived those billion dollar babies


  11. #24
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    A lot of liberals have been abducted and the Aliens skiped the brain scan and went right to the anal probe.

  12. #25
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    Believe this; james knows alot about rectums and aliens.

    The repubs like aliens love A$$holes.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  13. #26
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    Did I miss the mushroom party...???? some wild stuff here...

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