> A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
> dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
> blowing through what little hair he had left.
> "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring.
> He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I
> doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
> Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
> watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can
> give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
> State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
> "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper