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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Two people were walking along the seashore. An American General, and an Iraq General. They found a bottle and tried rubbing it and low and behold a genie came out of the bottle. The genie said I would give you both one wish. The Iraq General said I want a wall around Iraq so wide and tall that it will keep the Iraq people in and the infidels such as the Americans out. Poof a wall 500 feet thick and 1000 feet tall appeared around Iraq. The genie turned to the American General and asked what his wish was and he replied “Fill it with water”.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Eastern PA
    Ummm, can we change that to Iran? Iraqi generals and American generals are currently on the same side.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV

  3. #3
    How about North Korea? This would work for them too.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    The original joke was Quebec.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Urbandale IA. USA
    It works for Washington DC also......

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    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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