The doctor told a man that masturbating before
sex, often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the heck, I'll
try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about
where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office.
He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

On the way home from work, he pulled his service truck
over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants
and started to masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought of
his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug
at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or
the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
"What?"
He heard , "This is the police. What in the
hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the
rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your
brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5
minutes ago.."