A man and his wife are eating dinner when the wife says suddenly, "I'm moving to Las Vegas to become a prostitute, I just found out that I can get $200.00 for what I given to you for free!". The man replies, "Is that so?"
The next morning the wife is busily packing her suitcase when her husband sets a suitcase next to hers and begins packing his clothes. His wife asks, "What are you doing?" Quickly her husband responds, "I'm going to Las Vegas too, I want to see how you are going to live on $200.00 a year!"
It's better to have people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove them right.