The owner of a golf course in South Carolina was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Winthrop
College in South Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those South Carolina women.


A group of Clemson friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"


Regarding the year 2000, a senior at USC was overheard saying .."when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in South Carolina." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in S.C. because everything happens in S.C. 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.


The young man from S.C. came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."


A S.C. State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?


A man in S.C. had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!

I never did understand it neither."