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Wisdom of An Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow,
said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tats like yours, the batch appears out of nowhere