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  1. #1
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    Feb 2004
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    Guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who site down and begins to play. "Where'd ya get that?" bartender asks. "I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," customer replies. Customer agrees to let bartender try it, and pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket. Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere. "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?" responds customer

  2. #2
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    Eastern PA
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    Two guys walk into a bar....which is really stupid, because; after the first guy walked into the bar, the second guy should have walked around it!
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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