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  1. #1
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    Mar 2005
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    Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
    Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
    Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
    Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
    Maxine: "No, they open!"

  2. #2
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    Feb 2003
    S.W. PA
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    so what will you have to drink??????

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