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05-10-2006, 10:45 AM #1
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Im off today, these people just came to my house, after my dog almost ate threw the glass door to get to them, I went outside not knowing yet who they were, I told them I was a Scientologist and was well on my way to shedding the psychic influences of the evil alien Xenu, they handed me their pamphlet and were on their way
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05-10-2006, 11:05 AM #2
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Tell um
give me your home address and I'll come over whenever I need some religon. Right now I'm too busy.
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05-10-2006, 11:24 AM #3
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Gezzz another JW thread. We needed one like we need another 9MM thread. :eek"
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05-10-2006, 11:28 AM #4
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I dont remember any other JW threads, either way its fun to mess with them, Ive told them Im jewish before also, that gets them on their way too.
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05-10-2006, 11:34 AM #5
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Well, we have some as members here. The ones that came to your door don't make up the entire church.
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05-10-2006, 01:09 PM #6
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They're harmless, although annoying to me. I don't push my religion on you, kindly don't push yours on me.
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05-10-2006, 01:14 PM #7
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They dress nicely.
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05-10-2006, 01:23 PM #8
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I didnt start this to bash anyone, I have nothing against the JW, just had some fun with a few of them who showed up at my door uninvited, thats all
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05-10-2006, 01:36 PM #9
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Well, I did take a few liberties with this I admit just to see how long it would take to for it to get moved. When my post are remotely related to the ARP section, they immediately get blasted over there
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05-10-2006, 02:45 PM #10
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Originally posted by swampfox
Im off today, these people just came to my house, after my dog almost ate threw the glass door to get to them, I went outside not knowing yet who they were, I told them I was a Scientologist and was well on my way to shedding the psychic influences of the evil alien Xenu, they handed me their pamphlet and were on their way
hummm..... Im suprised they didnt start running away in fear that you might have Tom Cruise in your house jumping up and down on your couch claiming how much more he knows about everything then anybody else. lol
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05-10-2006, 03:51 PM #11
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I act like Im sick and sneeze all over them.
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05-10-2006, 04:27 PM #12
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Originally posted by smokin68
They're harmless, although annoying to me. I don't push my religion on you, kindly don't push yours on me.
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05-10-2006, 04:29 PM #13
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That's where I thought it was going, when I clicked on it to read it...Originally posted by James 3528
When my post are remotely related to the ARP section, they immediately get blasted over there
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