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    Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

    85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.

    Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!

    Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine

    73% of Americans say that illegal immigration is a problem. The other 27% say, "No habla inglis!"

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    Originally posted by doglips
    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.
    2058 isn't an election year
    "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a KA." - Albert Einstein

    It's later than you think.

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