Good thing they don't pull that type of stuff in Texas, or I would be in prison too That is why I bought land out of city limits, I got tired of having to get permits for any little building project, and the constant stream of dire warning letters from the city to clean/remove/mow was really annoying.
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
I like having infraction points, it makes me feel like 'one of the guys'.
"I am not here to rescue you, I am bringing you along for emergency rations" Quark.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
My front door is locked. For your personal protection.