Good thing they don't pull that type of stuff in Texas, or I would be in prison too That is why I bought land out of city limits, I got tired of having to get permits for any little building project, and the constant stream of dire warning letters from the city to clean/remove/mow was really annoying.
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
"Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
"I am sorry for interrupting, please continue with your quarreling" Some chick on TV