You were at that job tooooooo long.
nope just got a sick twisted mind...Had a doctor once tell me to avoide Squirrels because they might try to carry me away and store me for winter
You were at that job tooooooo long.Originally posted by doglips
For the last 5 years I've worked at NASA..also known as Cape Canaveral Air Force station....I always wanted to show up at the main gate dressed in complete Muslim attire and as I present my badge say something like "Allah be praised the infidels have given me access to their base"....but the dudes with mechine guns dont have much of a sense of humor.
Maybe you go do something like that to customers....and boss...for example when boss calls you...reply Yes oh great satan...or you dare to call my name you pig eating infidel
for customers....greet customers with I am here to commit Jihad on your a/c.....or Allah be praised I have fixed the great satins a/c. ...or greet customer with are you the infidel who's non working a/c is giving them a taste of the heat they will experience in hell when they die.
Or just slap bosses daughter or wife on the arse and say yo baby put your self on my to-do list
We've been doing so much,for so long,with so little, that now we can do almost anything, with nothing at all.
You were at that job tooooooo long.
nope just got a sick twisted mind...Had a doctor once tell me to avoide Squirrels because they might try to carry me away and store me for winter
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I get a charge out of not wanting un-employment. What employee wouldn't? I'll tell you straight up if I'm fired I'll be down there applying till I get my next job.Unemployment isn't welfare.Company owners that think they should be able to fire people for free need to re-think that.If you have a problem employee, the cost of unemployment is cheap compared to a problem.
A couple of no-calls no- shows should do the trick.
If everything was always done "by the book"....the book would never change.
Poop in his trash can LOL
Only you could come up with something like that.Originally posted by outside rep
Poop in his trash can LOL
We've been doing so much,for so long,with so little, that now we can do almost anything, with nothing at all.
Not that I'm an expert on the subject but I am responsible for about 10 install crews and 6 service guys. Here are some suggestions for you that work at our company.
1.) Call in and say that you stayed up late to watch the Indiana basketball game and you won't be in.
2.) Take 5 days on a Furnace/AC change out.
3.) Call the owner of the company an ******* because he won't give you a $1.00 raise immediately after you have been reported for not showing up to training classes.
4.) Park your extremely visible bright yellow service van at one of the local striptease establishments at 1 in the afternoon.
These gentlemen have all been dismissed from their duties. Good luck dude!
Just do it, tell them you are quitting
Smoke some pot the night before, then the next morning wreck the van.
When you fail the manditory piss test, problem solved!
LMAO!! this has to be the best excuse to get canned.Originally posted by doglips
For the last 5 years I've worked at NASA..also known as Cape Canaveral Air Force station....I always wanted to show up at the main gate dressed in complete Muslim attire and as I present my badge say something like "Allah be praised the infidels have given me access to their base"....but the dudes with mechine guns dont have much of a sense of humor.
Maybe you go do something like that to customers....and boss...for example when boss calls you...reply Yes oh great satan...or you dare to call my name you pig eating infidel
for customers....greet customers with I am here to commit Jihad on your a/c.....or Allah be praised I have fixed the great satins a/c. ...or greet customer with are you the infidel who's non working a/c is giving them a taste of the heat they will experience in hell when they die.
Or just slap bosses daughter or wife on the arse and say yo baby put your self on my to-do list
Try cussing out the office secretary, I heard somewhere this works even if your irreplaceable and it takes 3 guys to replace you.
Wear a tie to work with the words F##K YOU and wear a tshirt with GET F##ked on the back
Call his best customers and tell them the co has ripped them off for a ton of money last year
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#3. Didn't work for me. I was calling my former employer an a$$ at least 2 times a week for 2 years before I quit. Had some really memorable arguements too. I think that I gave him an ulcer in the 2 years prior to handing in my resignation. Great guy to work for, especially for taking the grief that I handed out, he just didn't want to pay anymore than he had to.Originally posted by daytonafan
3.) Call the owner of the company an ******* because he won't give you a $1.00 raise immediately after you have been reported for not showing up to training classes.
4.) Park your extremely visible bright yellow service van at one of the local striptease establishments at 1 in the afternoon.
#4. Didn't work either since most of the crew showed up at one strip bar or another and was called on at least once a week. Those were the days, good times, great co workers, lots of fun to be had at that time.
...Ron
Roof Rat
lolOriginally posted by rsmith46
Try cussing out the office secretary, I heard somewhere this works even if your irreplaceable and it takes 3 guys to replace you.
SOME PEOPLE LOOKING FOR JOB AND THIS GUY WANTS TO GET FIRED.I DONT GET IT
Not trying to get on your case but please turn off the caps lock.Originally posted by wink
SOME PEOPLE LOOKING FOR JOB AND THIS GUY WANTS TO GET FIRED.I DONT GET IT
In case you had not noticed, no one else uses caps unless they are YELLING.
We've been doing so much,for so long,with so little, that now we can do almost anything, with nothing at all.
Get rip roaring drunk. When your boss sees his truck going the wrong way on the interstate and the resulting police chase on the 6 o'clock News--that ought to do it.
Not sure if I'll be of much help on this one. I had to fire my past two employers. They just weren't meeting my standards.
[Edited by refrigeration mafia on 04-30-2006 at 01:04 AM]
Dress like a female hooker. That might do it.
Pick your nose and wipe it on his coffee cup.
A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
Demand a $50,000 a year raise, who knows, ya might get it, you would keep working there for that wouldn't you?
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