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  1. #1
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    Oct 2001
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    Mrs. Davidson's air conditioner quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
    had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the
    mat. Fix the air conditioner, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
    the check.
    By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But,
    whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"
    When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he
    discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But
    just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the
    repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the
    whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
    Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut
    up, you stupid ugly bird!"
    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
    Hindsight is NOT a plan!

  2. #2
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    Thumbs up GREAT ONE!

    Not often can I relay a joke here in the office, but that one went through the building like s#%t through a goose!

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