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Thread: the bum......
01-22-2002, 05:37 PM #1
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can
you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are
not going to spend in on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would
you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for
the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't
your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see
what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."Don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself