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03-13-2012, 09:48 PM #1
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Wisdom of an Older Man
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Wisdom of An Older Man
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow,
said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tats like yours, the batch appears out of nowhere
Do not attempt vast projects with
half vast experience and ideas.
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03-14-2012, 08:46 AM #2
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????? don't get it.
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03-17-2012, 09:12 AM #3
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you wouldn't
One way to outthink people is to make them think you think. They'll think you're not really thinking what you're trying to get them to think you think...........
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03-21-2012, 08:28 PM #4
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Typo's?
Looks like you might have a couple of typo's there, friend. LOL
"It's what you do when you don't have to that makes the difference when it counts."
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03-26-2012, 11:06 PM #5
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Try typing those words with the correct spelling. You will discover the forum software automatically ****** out the letters of certain words.
This way he can tell a joke and you will be able to get the idea. The version with the ***** is impossible to understand..
I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, the ***** appears out of nowhere“I am for doing good to the poor, but...I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. I observed...that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.”
― Benjamin Franklin
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03-29-2012, 09:52 AM #6
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lol This autocorrect feature almost ruined the joke
But I got it and it's funny
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03-30-2012, 10:13 PM #7
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I get it . He is just cleaning it just a bit . I like it.
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