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    Kiss Goodbye

    Kiss goodbye





    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful
    girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you
    doing?”

    “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
    opportunity, so he asked…. “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me
    a kiss?”

    So she does… It was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I
    have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be
    famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

    “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
    Do not attempt vast projects with
    half vast experience and ideas.
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    hahahaha..... Funny
    Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H.L. Hunt

    "In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it." John uskin

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    And then..............she was pushed off the bridge.
    Politicians need to changed like diapers, and for the same reason.
    (read it somewhere)

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    And then....

    And then the biker bends him over and says "Boy, this just ain't you day is it" -GEO
    Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO

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    Gee...didn't see how that joke would end.
    “Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it’s no longer the sideshow, it’s the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we’re dealing only with the freaks.” - Jonathan Winters

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    lol

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    and he commited suicide with the help from his friends

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