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    Jan 2005
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    Old Guys

    A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish.

    He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

    He looked around, couldn't see anyone.

    He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
    ‘Pick me up.'

    He looked in the water; floating on a lily pad was a frog.

    The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

    The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.’
    Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

    I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, then placed it in his front pocket.

    The frog said, 'What, are you crazy?
    Didn't you hear what I said?
    I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said
    'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
    Do not attempt vast projects with
    half vast experience and ideas.

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    Where can i get that frog?

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