Any good jokes for hanging up the phone?
When ending a phone call you say 'hey do you know what the last thing a tuna fish hears when he is being sealed in a can?' then you hang up on the person...
Does anyone have any other good ones like that?
Not for ending but when you get a call, say "Hello, You're looking good today", makes them look around. Worked even better before cell phones.
This is a recording please leave your message after the laughter.
Gosh you look good in that outfit....
I called a friend and used that second greeting, SHE had just gotten out of the shower....
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.
"Hey, tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up"
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
-- William Ernest Henley
"Want to know what I hear when you talk?"