Any good jokes for hanging up the phone?
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    Any good jokes for hanging up the phone?

    When ending a phone call you say 'hey do you know what the last thing a tuna fish hears when he is being sealed in a can?' then you hang up on the person...

    Does anyone have any other good ones like that?

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    Not for ending but when you get a call, say "Hello, You're looking good today", makes them look around. Worked even better before cell phones.

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    when answering...
    This is a recording please leave your message after the laughter.

    Or
    Gosh you look good in that outfit....

    I called a friend and used that second greeting, SHE had just gotten out of the shower....
    .
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    "Hey, tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up"
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll,
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

    -- William Ernest Henley

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    "Want to know what I hear when you talk?"

    I can't fix it if it won't stay broke..

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