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  1. Thread: i'm 98%

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    I started this post back in december of 2005 and...

    I started this post back in december of 2005 and it's still hanging around - amazing - thanks everyone for giving it a try:)
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    got me too

    got me too
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    Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One If...

    Rules for Dating My Daughter

    Rule One
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch...
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    what if they had a picture of a window on the...

    what if they had a picture of a window on the wall with the scenery that you would actually see if a window was in the wall - now that would be strange :confused:
  5. Thread: Wife 1.0

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    jeez DeltaT - doesn't that hurt????

    jeez DeltaT - doesn't that hurt????
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    4 tries - I did not read carefully enough or...

    4 tries - I did not read carefully enough or think it out the 1st 3 times
  7. Thread: molly the camel

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    molly the camel

    MOLLY THE CAMEL


    A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
    African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
    camel hitched up behind the mess...
  8. Thread: one liners.

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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in...

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of a door......
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    another blonde joke

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
    over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
    figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
    supposed...
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    I love a good game of chess although i have not...

    I love a good game of chess although i have not played in years. Don't know anyone among my circle of friends that plays. I used to play against software then got the poker bug. It always was a...
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    Uncle Adam - up and at 'em - my daughter at 3...

    Uncle Adam - up and at 'em - my daughter at 3 years of age
  12. "Come to Me Softly" by the fleetwoods - never...

    "Come to Me Softly" by the fleetwoods - never even heard of them or the song
  13. Thread: todays news

    by opsmgr
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    women DO talk too much (jk)

    women DO talk too much (jk)
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    I started reading it this morning and just got...

    I started reading it this morning and just got lost. Could not figure out wtf they were talking aobut. Did not even get through half the article.
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    Love Oreo's with a large glass of milk for...

    Love Oreo's with a large glass of milk for dunking - never liked them little elf cookies
  16. Thread: OxyClinton

    by opsmgr
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    OxyClinton

    Don't know if this belongs here or in ARP but since i stay out of ARP here it is.

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/political_humor/oxy_clinton.shtml

    This is neither an endorsement nor slam of...
  17. Thread: Buffalo wings

    by opsmgr
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    Thanks all - I'll let you know how they come out

    Thanks all - I'll let you know how they come out
  18. Thread: Buffalo wings

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    Buffalo wings

    My son loves buffalo wings so my wife went out and bought a bunch of wings. Now I have to find a recipe to make 'em on the Bar-B-que. Anybody have a good recipe - he doesn't like them suicidal hot,...
  19. Thread: Hold 'Em

    by opsmgr
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    only way to play - win some and lose some, but...

    only way to play - win some and lose some, but it's all play money - I can spend hours playing tournaments - always at Fulltilt
  20. Thread: Apple's iphone

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    Great commercial for the new iPhone - i didn't...

    Great commercial for the new iPhone - i didn't realize how much it could do :D :D :D


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY&mode=related&search=
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    1 tablespoon each of dry oregano, fennel, thyme,...

    1 tablespoon each of dry oregano, fennel, thyme, basil, and rosemary. Put it all in a mini food processor and grind to a powder. add a little salt and fresh ground pepper and use as a dry rub for...
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    That's not fair with him not here to defend...

    That's not fair with him not here to defend himself
  23. Thread: Pets

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    going on my refrigerator tonight - about 18"...

    going on my refrigerator tonight - about 18" above the floor
  24. Thread: bass recipes

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    I like to stuff them with a bread, green pepper...

    I like to stuff them with a bread, green pepper and onion stuffing, wrap them in foil and put them on the barbeque until flaky. :D
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    Tonto & the Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look...
  26. Thread: Buderus issue

    by opsmgr
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    ld, give us a call. We spoke with Buderus...

    ld,

    give us a call. We spoke with Buderus also and they gave us some additional information. The good looking one :D is out right now but will be back later today or tomorrow morning.
  27. Thread: Buderus issue

    by opsmgr
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    ld212 The heat transfer coil within the...

    ld212
    The heat transfer coil within the LT160 ruptured causing the high pressure domestic water to overpressure the boiler water blowing off the relief valve on the boiler as 60 pounds of...
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    Amish hand warmer

    The Amish Hand Warmer

    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put...
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    I only use Webber kettle grill. Mine has a...

    I only use Webber kettle grill. Mine has a propane lighter for use with a chimney for the coal. I HATE cooking on gas outside - It's coal or nothing for me. And i use the old fashioned Kingsford...
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    Anchovies Lima Beans Brussel Sprouts All make...

    Anchovies
    Lima Beans
    Brussel Sprouts
    All make my list
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    Buying condoms in Target

    A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the
    register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
    checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She...
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    Does my A-coil need cleaning

    Customer called for no heat. No maintnenance in at least the five years she has been living there. When we showed her the mess she asked if maybe this was why her heating bill was so high this year...
  33. Thread: vmc

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    vmc

    i was on another heating site (heatinghelp). somebody from Newton is looking for a professional to work on his Buderus G215. Don't know if it's something you do but thought i would pass it on.
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    Monday morning funnies

    An elderly gentleman...
    had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to...
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    moreinteresting reading on the a$$hole of harlem...

    moreinteresting reading on the a$$hole of harlem

    http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=183676
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    Heating is Lennox GWB9-100 with Superstor SSU60...

    Heating is Lennox GWB9-100 with Superstor SSU60 indirect with a digital non-programmable thermostat. Cut my utility usage by 30-35% after installation. A/C going in next year. It will be Lennox...
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    very funny - I don't remember my kids ever saying...

    very funny - I don't remember my kids ever saying anything like that - However - My wife was in the grocery store at the check out with my son when he was about 2 years old. He stood up in the cart...
  38. Thread: cool quiz

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    :mad: Just took this mornings quiz. Asked me if...

    :mad: Just took this mornings quiz. Asked me if 25% of gasoline is wasted in combustion. I answered true (a guess) and was told it was the wrong answer - correct answer is "a cat has 4 rows of...
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    with small hands

    with small hands
  40. Thread: New Toyota

    by opsmgr
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    Looks more like a purebred or maybe a clone:D :D...

    Looks more like a purebred or maybe a clone:D :D :D
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    Doug, I can't comment on the price but the 14ACX...

    Doug,
    I can't comment on the price but the 14ACX is a Merit Series system, something for the price minded consumer. The XC15 is from the Dave Lennox Signature Series - top of the line. Pair up...
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    What a great tool. We were all set to delete the...

    What a great tool. We were all set to delete the sizing software from the computers when we realized this was only good when you could look at the house from the gable end. Do you think another set...
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    You are basically replacing builder grade with...

    You are basically replacing builder grade with builder grade. Don't know what your pocketbook can afford but i would recommend at least a G51MP furnace or better yet a G61MP or MPV with either XC15,...
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    something to get the week started

    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
    > ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
    >
    > 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll...
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    picking an occupation

    >>An old-time southern, hell-fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
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    >>Like many young men, the...
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    proper way to treat telemarketers

    Another funny for you all… turn up your speakers!

    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ :D :D
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    ya gotta love fencing contractors

    Came across this great fencing job - just wonder how the condensing units will be serviced :confused: :confused: :confused:

    Sorry I don't have any after pictures - needless to say there is a big...
  48. Thread: Gas piping

    by opsmgr
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    pctech - not sure what the name of the street was...

    pctech - not sure what the name of the street was - the house is up by the observatory - about a block past on the right.
  49. Thread: Gas piping

    by opsmgr
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    Gas piping

    I was visiting family in Portland Me. when i came across this beautiful gas piping job. :eek: :eek: :eek:
  50. Thread: Pucker up girls

    by opsmgr
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    Pucker up girls

    Check out this short video :D :D :D

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/kissing_prank.shtml
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