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    Retirement won't take!

    RETIRED HUSBAND
    After retiring, George's wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to TESCO. (a British Supermarket Chain)

    Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and...
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    Ain't that the truth!

    A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large corporation. The current CEO was stepping down and met with the new hire privately in his office, where he handed him three numbered envelopes....
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    I eat a lot of oysters and my blood pressure...

    I eat a lot of oysters and my blood pressure doesn't rise.

    Well not in the long term that is.
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    Minimum wage job with no background checks and...

    Minimum wage job with no background checks and trigger fingers?

    I hope this will not be the case.
  5. Thread: RIP Rik Mayall

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    What a great show! Have all the episodes on CD...

    What a great show!
    Have all the episodes on CD and watch it every now and then.
    RIP Rik!
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    No honey, that's not the dress that makes you...

    No honey, that's not the dress that makes you look fat.
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    Apples and Medicine Combined

    Could make for some interesting stock market discussions?

    420221
  8. Thread: $650

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    Hay howd ja git me bankin stuff :gah:

    Hay howd ja git me bankin stuff :gah:
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    Training Required?

    Some armed forces are doomed! :eek2:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvd1XDEGtfM
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    Apples can be quite dangerous when folks take...

    Apples can be quite dangerous when folks take their lives in their hands and bob for them in a dangerous liquid called water, hell there is even a chance the water may become flavoured!

    I would...
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    I like some of the recipes on this site and they...

    I like some of the recipes on this site and they have an alligator one you could try.

    Also check out the potato bombs.
    ...
  12. Wow Roy, Hitler and the Jews! Might want to...

    Wow Roy,
    Hitler and the Jews!
    Might want to double up on the caffeine this morning old fella!

    As for the collective, the comment was my individual opinion. (Not saying it is right but that is...
  13. Easy there Tiger! I was not aware that every...

    Easy there Tiger!
    I was not aware that every comment here had to be backed up with irrefutable medical fact.
    I am merely stating my opinion, like others here.
    Having smoked quite a bit when I was...
  14. Whilst smoking pot does not have the same...

    Whilst smoking pot does not have the same physical effect on the body as alcohol, it is a mind bending drug and overuse can have serious long term effects on people who already have mental issues (a...
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    Barbar, I say your joke and whilst I was not, I...

    Barbar,
    I say your joke and whilst I was not, I could see how some might have been mildly offended.
    I remember a year or two ago I had an South Park avatar up for a while where one of the...
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    The main problem for the British nationalists is...

    The main problem for the British nationalists is that if they put a foot wrong they are arrested. Thanks to the police and the politicians muslims can do whatever they like.

    This is worth...
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    Do they have condoms where he was born?

    Do they have condoms where he was born?
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    "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will...

    "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill

    He was a class act alright! :cheers:
  19. I was driving a rent a wreck at the time as I had...

    I was driving a rent a wreck at the time as I had just moved to Canada. It was a solid vehicle and minimal damage was done. I had to wait an hour for their accident report officer, he then called the...
  20. I got rear ended by a cop one time who was...

    I got rear ended by a cop one time who was punching in my number plate. He called it in and 5 cars were there in no time to check on their buddy! :whistle:
  21. A very valid point. Alas some people will always...

    A very valid point. Alas some people will always spin it back to Trayvon being that innocent little choir boy who was taking skittles to a war widow.
  22. I agree! There is also the belief that Zimmerman...

    I agree! There is also the belief that Zimmerman was "Stalking" Trayton, but what if, just before the altercation, it was Trayton doing the "Stalking"
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    :yes:

    :yes::yes::yes:
  24. Welcome to ARP!:whistle:

    Welcome to ARP!:whistle:
  25. A bullet can kill in an instant and you can...

    A bullet can kill in an instant and you can regret that instinctual decision forever.

    4 Guys stomping another man to death can take a lot longer and you have the time to stop yourself or your...
  26. I like the roof curb!

    I like the roof curb!
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    Me too! I was born in Oz and enjoy a bit of fun...

    Me too! I was born in Oz and enjoy a bit of fun with anyone. Especially a Kiwi! I wouldn't however like to wrestle an Inland Taipan or a King brown in a sea container though! :gah:
    Or a Rattler for...
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    They do not have poisonous snakes in NZ. Except...

    They do not have poisonous snakes in NZ. Except when the Australians send them over in sea containers around Rugby World Cup time.
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    Nor are thier feet on the ground in a ever...

    Nor are thier feet on the ground in a ever changing situation!
    If a police officer were present I would follow his directions to the letter of the law.
    911 gives advise but should be wary of...
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    My parents were dairy farmers from NZ and most of...

    My parents were dairy farmers from NZ and most of my relatives own farms there so I know how you guys roll! :whistle:
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    My apologies! I hope I have not offended any of...

    My apologies! I hope I have not offended any of the Secret Service. Or given them any Ideas! :gah:
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    By the police or 911?

    By the police or 911?
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    Rubber boots and Velcro gloves eh Barbar! :angel:

    Rubber boots and Velcro gloves eh Barbar! :angel:
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    He made the statement to 911 before the...

    He made the statement to 911 before the altercation took place, therefore he could have changed his assumptions as to his age during the altercation. Somehow I do not believe you will accept this...
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    Yeah it is funny, I came to Canada as an...

    Yeah it is funny, I came to Canada as an immigrant and worked with a lot of immigrants. Man do they know every avenue for reaping the rewards of a western society!
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    The school systems and western society combined...

    The school systems and western society combined with technology have created a realm for the youth that they can Twitter and sit in a govt job or a tech job for great money with flexible hours. We...
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    It would be great if we could go back to the days...

    It would be great if we could go back to the days of one income supporting a family instead of 2 parents working numerous jobs to support the family. Some may call it Socialism but I do not think we...
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    I agree! It is a pity that so many people choose...

    I agree! It is a pity that so many people choose the Hoodie to look Menacing in. It is a comfortable piece of attire, but when worn late at night by any male regardless of Race or Ethnicity, and worn...
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    I have eaten a few as well. It was usually after...

    I have eaten a few as well. It was usually after a dozen beers or more. And the taste does depend on the breed.
  40. Thanks Tool-Slinger I just started reading this...

    Thanks Tool-Slinger
    I just started reading this thread and could not make it past the first page without feeling the overwhelming urge to comment. Do I dare read on?:whistle:
  41. I find it interesting that you refer to him as an...

    I find it interesting that you refer to him as an "Ignorant Jerk"!
    Not knowing the deceased persons name would seem Ignorant to me.
    Wanting someones family put on the street is definetly ignorant....
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    Doesn't sound like you want him tried according...

    Doesn't sound like you want him tried according to Law. Maybe you can arrange a Lynching!:whistle:
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    Damn! No bites! :grin2:

    Damn! No bites! :grin2:
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    Man you guy's are Pathetic! you whine about...

    Man you guy's are Pathetic! you whine about Television but you spend all this time B****ing about it on your computers!.
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    Yeah, I have partied with a bunch of cops, and...

    Yeah, I have partied with a bunch of cops, and you are right they get away with a lot. I have played sports for years with some and some can turn real nasty as well!

    I couldn't resist a little fun...
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    Maybe we can send a Pig down the Pipeline! That...

    Maybe we can send a Pig down the Pipeline! That should clear the Shiite out!:angel:
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    All this from a GLOBAL MODERATOR!:whistle:

    All this from a GLOBAL MODERATOR!:whistle:
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    Well Put Glenn! It is even worse that any...

    Well Put Glenn! It is even worse that any Nationalistic approach from within the country is suppressed by the govt and the Police.
  49. Thread: Caption this.

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    Red Dawn!

    Red Dawn!
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    The photos of Trayvon Martin on the news look...

    The photos of Trayvon Martin on the news look like he was a wholesome American Boy, even the football photo (could be photo shopped though). Surely a wholesome American Boy that could well be the...
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