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he's been posting since my birth, surely we can let him have one more :) :eek:

...just jump over my Post when you see it...:) :)And where have you been? Haven't seen you in here for a while. Are you doing okay?:)

just go to Bed. I am out. Been hanging on waiting for little Nero Spotts to be born.

I told the Newby, Rotten Fart, to watch out for you...you are nothing but an extroverted Teddy Bear. You must have read my, "I give up" post. You are being to nice to me, since I took back my...

...I mean Foot. :) I am Nero, yes, the Queen Bee of the Forum (regardless of what Robo says). You are going to have a blast here. It has sort of been my life line. Craziness happens here but alot...

I can see you now, running around your yard, huffing & puffing up a tree with that durn fly swatter & hanging from a branch with the belt, trying to kill that oversized rat squirrel. Then I can see...

We don't put on our boots for less than $200 each. The husband is visualizing...Wow, that new black Victoria secret
teddy that I saw when I was buying the red one cost another $115...Nero, has to...

I am Nero, The Queen Bee. Next time, loose the Caps & all will be well from here on. Got one for you, too. I was an Apartment manager, working a weekend for one of my leasing agents. Took a...

Come on Wolf, be a good dog :)

...and he loves the fit. I am the Queen Bee & K-Mart & Martha Stewart just does not fit me. Buy the way, that set cost $95.00. That's just one small service calls.
Dave, you need to indulge your...

lace 2460. I bought the set in red...size 6. ;)

It's a small world, word travels fast, huh? :)
Carrier had a bar-b-que for all of it's contractors 3 weeks ago. I told everybody there about HVAC.talk.com. Had to score some points with the Boss,...

I'm still out of town & just checked in with my daughter. Before I left I had 2 oversized squirrels to go (rats in my
attic, as you call them). My 17 year old daughter just
capped the last one...

I faxed before I left to go out of town, transmittion said recieved. Sorry about that. I am still out of town & will refax when I get back to my office, if a week from now is still not too late. ...

A girl ask her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this such a Big occassion, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out...

...Two Iragis meet in California. One starts to greet the other in Arabic, the language of their native country.
The other Iraqi waves him away contemptuously and says,

"We're in America...

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan desert, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a...

That made the end of my day. That was great, MechAcc...good night! ;)
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I just gotta :)

was the reward for breaking the "Largest Electrical Power Bill" record in the entire state. I will make history on the next coil! :)
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One day a Irish man walks limps into a restaurant, sits down to order breakfast. Looking over the menu he notices a Man with a glowing Halo over his head. He ask the waitress "Who is that guy over...

In bed with her lover after several hours of lovemaking, Brenda's phone rings. She tells her lover, who is her husband's Best freind, to be very quiet. As he answers the phone, the lover listens to...

...goes to the grocery to stock pile on food. As he walks up to the house, Saddam comes out & ask him why he is carrying the food in a BOX.
Saddam's Son replies: There were No More "BAG DAD"...

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shoreline.
She started to rub it & out pops a Genie.
"Oh great", says Monica, "now I will get 3 wishes!"
"No,"...

Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the...