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    Simple home remedies

    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

    2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting...
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    3 things to think about

    Three Things to Think About:

    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    C O W S
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
    cow epidemic our government...
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    Wisdom: 3 things to think about

    Three Things to Think About:

    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    C O W S
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
    cow epidemic our government...
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    Joke; Clinton baseball

    Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first box seat row, Secret Service agents directly behind them.One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers...
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    docice3 @ optonline.net all together

    docice3 @ optonline.net all together
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    Joke: Three women

    Three women:
    one engaged, one married and a mistress, are chatting
    about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

    That night all three will wear black leather bras,
    stiletto heels...
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    Joke; Man escapes from prison

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

    Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and...
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    Why Some Men Wear Earrings, The Real Story

    > New enlightenment! Never say you will NEVER wear an ear ring!!
    >
    > A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
    > an
    > earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a...
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    Joke; 11 people on a rope

    11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
    Eleven 11 people were hanging on a rope,under a helicopter.
    10 men and 1 woman.
    The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
    so they decided that one had to leave,...
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    Joke; to the Obama fans!

    A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their...
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    To the Obama voters

    A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their...
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    History lesson on the creation of Liberals

    For those that don't know about history...... here is a condensed version.

    Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains...
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    Wisdom; What makes 100%

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We...
  14. Thread: Indian joke

    by doc ice
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    Indian joke

    The owner of the drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
    a wall.

    The owner asks the Indian sales girl: 'What's with the guy over there by
    the wall?

    Girl responds 'Well, he...
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    Joke; THE CLINTONS

    THE CLINTONS

    After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

    Chelsea replies she had a wonderful time & she thinks she's in love.

    Hillary then asks, "You...
  16. Thread: Joke; Golfing

    by doc ice
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    Joke; Golfing

    Subject: Not bad


    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
    her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men.

    ...
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    Americans being abused by the Goverment

    Information from a teacher friend :

    This is supposed to be America...When Will "WE THE PEOPLE" WAKE UP?


    What I'm about to talk about is a subject that is close to my heart. It's a fact that...
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    Joke: The deaf Mafia book keeper

    A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him
    out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason
    he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf...
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    JOKE; The newly married man

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,...
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    Why Italian Women Need Therapy!!

    Why Italian Women Need Therapy!!

    Phone Call:

    Italian Mother: "Hello?"

    Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"

    Italian Mother: "You're going out?"
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    Wisdom; Marriage

    Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

    Earl spits,...
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    JOKE: Another blonde joke

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
    in a small town in Florida. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
    through his usual routine that includes blonde...
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    Joke: 10 husbands

    Ten Husbands

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced Ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
    "What?"...
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    Jokes; Quikies and one liners

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan


    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


    What is the difference between a Harley and a...
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    Wisdom: 9 words women say to men

    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this...
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    I happened to think it was pretty funny!!!

    I happened to think it was pretty funny!!!
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    Joke: Do you have a ...........

    A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at
    the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see
    a man standing there.

    He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'

    She slams the door...
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    by doc ice
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    Joke: Bubba

    A professor at the University of Florida was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
    "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

    About 90 students raise...
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    Joke: the Rabbi and IRS

    The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.

    The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of...
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    What sharing means in a marriage

    The sharing of marriage...

    The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

    He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of...
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    Voted Best Joke in Ireland

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!'

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!


    He went...
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    Joke: Hillbilly Mirror

    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
    Hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

    In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever...
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    joke: A few blond jokes

    CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
    She says, "What's the...
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    Joke: BLONDE LOGIC

    BLONDE LOGIC
    ; ; Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
    The...
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    Joke; An Italian Mother

    An Italian Mother Mrs. Moretti comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...
    who lives with a female roommate Maria...

    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty...
  36. Thread: Blond joke!

    by doc ice
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    Thanks for the assist KARST!!!! I don't know how...

    Thanks for the assist KARST!!!! I don't know how to do that on this site
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    Joke Home Depot

    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
    so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was
    waiting for Walt, the...
  38. Thread: Blond joke!

    by doc ice
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    Blond joke!

    A f ew days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
    A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is
    a...
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    JOKE; Tale of the Irish Sausage

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
    He went next...
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    Joke; Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,


    My husband is a liar and a cheat.

    He has cheated on me from the beginning,
    and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
    What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.
    It...
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    Joke: little Johnny

    For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can...
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    Joke; The preacher

    The Mississippi preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
    congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
    This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community...
  43. Thread: Need help?

    by doc ice
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    Need help?

    I saw a billboard that said:

    Need help?

    Call Jesus.

    1-800-555-3787

    So I did, and a Mexican showed up with a tow truck!
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    HUMOR: Political

    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

    "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly...
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    WISDOM: Friendship Btwn. men and women

    Friendship Between Women:

    A woman didn't come home one night.
    The next day she toldher husband that she had too much to drink, and slept over at a friend'shouse.
    The man called his wife's 10...
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    JOKE; State trooper

    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the
    dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    ...
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    JOKE: First time s e x

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
    time we had sex together over fifty years ago?? We went behind this
    very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I...
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    JOKE: Fast s e x

    >Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot Girl
    >in his office... But she was dating someone else.
    >
    >One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,...
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    Wisdom: From the Indians

    Indian Chief,'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress,...
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    Joke: Bite them

    BITE 'EM
    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He
    says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

    "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and...
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