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  1. Thread: A Mystery

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    A Mystery

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"


    The monks...
  2. Thread: Dr. Geezer

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    Dr. Geezer

    Dr. Geezer sounds like my kind of doctor.

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
    He put up a sign outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic.
    Get...
  3. Hi exreo: Theoretically, that's the way they all...

    Hi exreo: Theoretically, that's the way they all should last if they are made right and more importantly "installed right." BTW, your Dad is a fine looking gentleman.

    thorton
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    Canada....Unbelievable!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/XELWyJeKSV0?feature=player_detailpage

    thorton
  5. Blonde Bombshell Rips Obama to Shreds, Says What We've All Been Thinking

    http://buzzpo.com/blonde-bombshell-rips-obama-to-shreds-says-what-weve-all-been-thinking/
  6. Actually, it wasn't that hard. I have always...

    Actually, it wasn't that hard. I have always loved veggies anyways. Now we eat everything except meat. My BMI (body mass index) had gone down that's for sure. However I run 5K's 6 days a week for the...
  7. We have a Longhorn in Naples Florida. My wife...

    We have a Longhorn in Naples Florida. My wife liked the steak she had, however, I wasn't that impressed with the one I had. I will not be going back as we have sworn off meat as of May 2014 and...
  8. Thread: Graduation

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    Graduation

    GRADUATION

    Darqueeze played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running back, but a really poor student. At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football...
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    Gun safety add (not what I expected)

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0
  10. circumcision disqualifies man to run for office

    A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist:

    "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.

    The receptionist replied,...
  11. Thread: Dear Abby

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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so...
  12. Thread: moles

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    I have battled moles in the past. The best way to...

    I have battled moles in the past. The best way to get rid of moles is to trap them. I used the "out of sight" trap with success. The key to trapping moles is to find the active tunnels and set the...
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    one man's perfect day

    One Man's Perfect Day

    6:00 Alarm
    6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
    7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends...
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    True Friendship Among Golf Buddies

    This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

    "My hair & makeup...
  15. Thread: The Aeromobile

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    The Aeromobile

    http://www.aeromobil.com/video
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    The Barter System

    I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store and placed them on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at...
  17. Thread: Irish Nuns

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    Irish Nuns

    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at traffic lights, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.
    "Hey, show us your boobs, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
    Quite shocked,...
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    All righty then, that's what we like to hear! T

    All righty then, that's what we like to hear!

    T
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    3 Dogs at the Vet's Office

    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, " So why are you here? "

    The Black Lab...
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    Empathy For A Homesick Snowbird

    Empathy For A Homesick Snowbird

    I was in Palm Beach, Florida, the other day. I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago."
    So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out...
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    Feature

    Feature
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    Thanks for the heads-up, Chuck! I have another...

    Thanks for the heads-up, Chuck! I have another question for you...on any of your jobs did you install the optional ventilation feather?

    T
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    Whole House Dehumidifiers

    Which whole house dehumidifier is best? The Aprilaire or the Ultra-Air?

    T
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    You must be reading my mind tigerdunes, I did...

    You must be reading my mind tigerdunes, I did notice on the Trane website that the xb16 does not have the climate tuff compressor and is fairly noisey as compared to the XR 15 or 16. I was going to...
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    Yes, that air handler is awesome. I had a Trane...

    Yes, that air handler is awesome. I had a Trane dealer here yesterday giving me a quote. He was good. He did a heat calc while he was here. Told me I needed 2 tons of refrigeration. That is what is...
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    You are probably right, tigerdunes, as my...

    You are probably right, tigerdunes, as my existing system is Trane and the condenser is a 2002 model year and the air handler is 2006 model year. I went on the Trane website and couldn't find the air...
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    Hi again Tiger: Ok, I will look into that system!...

    Hi again Tiger: Ok, I will look into that system! Just for my own info, why do you suggest Trane living in a coastal environment as I am?

    T
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    Hi tigerdunes: Is the XC16 condenser a better...

    Hi tigerdunes: Is the XC16 condenser a better choice?

    T
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    Hi Teddy: I was hoping you would get involved as...

    Hi Teddy: I was hoping you would get involved as I would like to add a whole house dehumidifier!! It's just that it's hard to justify the added expense of the Ultra Air when I'm only here in the...
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    Hi Mark: They wouldn't do a load calc. I asked...

    Hi Mark: They wouldn't do a load calc. I asked them to do it. He said that they wouldn't down size to a 1/1/2 ton. However, that's what I think should be in here. My place is 950 sq ft and has a...
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    Is this a good system in Naples Florida

    I'm in the process of getting quotes for a new AC system here in Naples.

    4 Lennox 2 Ton 16 Seer System
    High Efficiency w/ Variable Speed A/H
    Air Handler CBX25UHV-024 w/ 5kw
    (14ACX)...
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    contractor in Naples Florida

    Does anybody know a good AC contractor who knows how to install whole home dehumidfiers in the Naples Florida area, as well as new condensor?

    T
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    Hey again, Mike. I own a place in Naples. I just...

    Hey again, Mike. I own a place in Naples. I just love it there. I don't have a professional member designation. I don't have the little asterisk after the professional member. I know a few things...
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    Hey Mike!!!! My customers don't complain because...

    Hey Mike!!!! My customers don't complain because I don't have any. I'm an HO. To answer your other question I have not had the heat pump serviced in a few years as it works good in cooling mode and...
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    Do you think it would be an expensive fix or not...

    Do you think it would be an expensive fix or not worth it under the circumstances I'm using it in?

    T
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    Thanks for the insight, guy's. So if the...

    Thanks for the insight, guy's. So if the reversing valve is not sticking, what could it be? The stupid thing is the heat pump works fantastic in cooling mode and that's when I use it the most. I have...
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    Sticking Reversing Valve?

    Would anyone be able to tell me the symptoms of a sticking or partial sticking RV? Recently my Carrier heat pump calls for a defrost and I hear the swoosh and then after about 15 seconds into the...
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    Heat Pump Question

    I'm leaving for Florida on November 19th and will not be back until May 1st. Past winters I didn't use my heat pump when I was away and just used the e-heat as it's an electric fan coil. This year I...
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    # 1 Song in England

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/wq_lhlIn1e0

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    New Beachboys Hit

    http://safeshare.tv/w/eUqDmyBbir Turn up volume

    T
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    http://www.purebeeswaxcandles.com/why-choose-us.ht...

    http://www.purebeeswaxcandles.com/why-choose-us.html

    T
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    If anybody burns candles they should burn only...

    If anybody burns candles they should burn only bees wax candles. They don't give any fumes or smoke or soot.

    thorton
  43. A teacher ask kids in her 3rd grade class..."What do you want to be when you grow up?

    LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS,

    FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN...
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    The Female Genie and Obama

    The Female Genie and Obama

    While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations,
    Obama found abottle on the sand and picked it up.

    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with...
  45. Garage Door Security..this is no joke...good info

    Breaking into a garage door in 6 seconds!!!!!




    http://youtu.be/nDw8DOblGB8
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    My First Condom....A Confession

    This is confession, please be serious when you read it......lol. T



    I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts...
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    Skuzz Twittly Keep Your Hands off My PBR

    http://youtu.be/56duVYLsd4Q

    May be offensive to some, look at your own risk

    thorton
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    Honeywell Vision Pro TH8321U

    I just installed a new thermostat as stated in the title and in the installation guide and in the setup instructions there is a setting.... 1st stage compressor cycle rate 3 recommended for most...
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    The compressor is not suppose to shut off during...

    The compressor is not suppose to shut off during defrost I thought, Brent? If I have it in quiet defrost, the compressor will shut off momentarily while the rv changes. However, like I stated, I...
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    Heat Pump compressor shutting down

    Last night I discovered that my heat pump compressor is shutting of as the same time the reversing valve changes and stays off for at least five minutes and does the same thing when the reversing...
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