A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he...
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he...
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it...
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his...
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw
a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
...
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Then post the changed & shortened url name which should pass the filter.
I love it!:yes:
I don't know? I would look around for something positive in the group rather than cull the whole bunch.
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A touching Christmas story: http://tinyurl.com/2ermuee
A husband and wife were sitting, watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey that is a bunch of...
That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I laughed my azz off and even posted it on another forum.
Below I reproduced to text some of the more salient points from the video:
1. It's...
When I had my new complete replacement Trane system installed in my attic for both heat and air, my lines were buried in an outside wall and would be rather easy to remove but difficult to run new...
That statement reminded me of lovebugs that fly around united and are a real mess.
Apparently the old equipment represents some value to the neighbor so I figure its worth a trade for something of value on both ends. Trade the old unit to the neighbor for a 12-pack and let the...
I don't think Bubba made those women ugly. I believe they were already ugly and Bubba was just tryin' to drink them pretty.
Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me...
Funny!
A variation on this joke could be, instead of drinking coffee in the middle of the night (who does that), he could be sitting downstairs crying in his beer.
When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by George Bush.
He answered by...
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next...
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an...
An Englishman, Scotsman and a Newfie are sitting at a bar....
"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The...
IHOP is currently running a breakfast special called the Nadya Suleman Special.
The special is 14 eggs, no sausage, and somebody else will pay the bill for you.
Confucious say woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.
Confucious say woman who spring on innerspring mattress this spring have offspring next spring.
I'm a homeowner but I wouldn't think it wouldn't be a whole lot different that having ducts in the attic, except on the outside the duct would be subject to water intrusion that you don't have in the...
I didn't mean to hijack this thread as I was simply trying to offer my opinion to the thread. But I appreciate all the responses to my post.
As for building a room around my furnace, I think...
I’m a homeowner from the metro Atlanta area and I had a Trane XV90 condensing furnace installed five years ago and the furnace is located in my attic. Had I known then what I know now, I would have...
Twilli is a commodean! :D
Back in 2003 when I was looking to have a total replacement of my HVAC system, I purchased a personal, non-expiring version of HVAC-Calc. The cost was somewhere between the personal, time-limited...
I agree. There's a lot of oxygen (O2) in CO2.
My son-in law is having a new Trane HVAC system installed starting today. Since he is getting a system using R410a, I cautioned him that he should insist that all brazing of copper lines be done...
H2S = Hydrogen Sulfide
As the originator of this thread I wanted to post a followup. My son-in-law had two people out to quote a replacement for the AC/furnace since he had basically decided to replace one of the two...
My daughter phoned me this morning to get the name of the HVAC company that had replaced my complete heating and AC system about 5 years ago.
Yesterday, my daugher and son-in-law were outside...
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy! http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m215/mcginkleschmidt/sheep2.gif
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
...
I'm not a pro, just a lowly homeowner, but after I installed my Honeywell VisionPro TH8320 I set it to automatically switch between heating and cooling.
Shortly I switched the setting back to...
When I had my system installed about 5 years ago I was faced with the same problem. My installer told me if I was only replacing my outside compressor that I would not be required to move the...
For HVAC Calc just go to the top of your screen:
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It's been many years since I was last in Norfolk but every time I see the name "Norfolk" I'm always reminded of the Norfolk High School cheerleaders chant:
"We don't drink!
We don't cuss!
...
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech...
80K BTU for a 1200 sq. ft. house seems grossly oversized to me but I'm just a HO. :eek:
You probably should get HVAC Calc before you make a serious error in sizing, IMHO.
I had a Singer furnace and AC that was the original installation when the house was built about 1973. The furnace was a beast (450 lbs)that was grossly over-sized at 140K BTU and the furnace was...
That's a really old joke that I first heard about 1987 but the version I heard was slightly different.
The salesman was out of the country and was missing his family and he was homesick for his...
In fact that was the first thought that came to mind and I thought some Neanderthal tech had exceeded the bounds of propriety. But after getting into the meat of the subject, I almost blushed for...
Just a note of caution here, I've read too many deplorable tales and buyer's remorse about using Sears as the HVAC installer. You might be better served and will probably receive a superior...
I'm just a HO but 3 tons seems a bit much for a 1200 sf house. I live in metro Atlanta and I have a 4 ton system for a 2400 sf house which works well and the system ran practically non-stop this...
Thumbs Up for HVAC People!
I'm in the metro Atlanta area and I just looked at my outdoor thermometer and the temperature at 11:00 am (10am by the sun = Daylight Savings Time) is already 91 degrees.
It's going to be another...
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.
Woman who spring on innerspring mattress this spring have offspring next spring.
I heard a similar joke that went as follows:
You ask someone "do you remember the very first time you had sex?"
The person will usually answer, "Yes."
Your reply will be, "don't you wish at...