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Here it's illegal for the Police to lurk around parking lots of taverns. Don't know how that law got started but it has been upheld in court. Course there's ways around that law. Only DWI I got...

Tommy Shaughnessy entered the confessional box and said:
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

At which point the priest asked, "Is that you, little Tommy...

Got that happening in I think Dakota county. Last I heard the farmer was going to invest in a bunch of pigs for his farm to harass the neighbors back. Some investors developed some land that...

Those were good also, BJ.
I was hoping to get an answer to my ? so I can sleep tonite

HEY! Congrats on post 2,000! YeeeeHaaaa!

Kinda like that NFL player getting the record number of sacks in a season thanks to the good graces of Master Brett Favre. OOOOOOhhh, the devil made me...

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I wonder if the quacker you buy in the sporting goods store to call ducks will echo? Anyone got one to try it?

l. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me"

2. New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers...

Two men are driving thru Minnesota when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his flashlight. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK!, the cop...

IDIOTS IN SERVICE

This week all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telphone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00am and 7:00pm. When I asked if they could give me...

Marilyn Savant and Columbo just showed up. Actually I like both.

After all those crazy calculations are done, what is the probability that anyone is correct? 1 in 23?

My mother-in-law started walking five miles a day when she was 65. She's 85 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game:

Both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said:

"Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who...

What's the odds of me seeing those Cheerleaders in the playoffs this year, Wolf?

We been fortunate here with the Vikings. I know, we can't win the big one, we choke, but, what the hey....We usually get to watch our team play a game or two in the playoffs.
And guess we win more...

Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking unknown...

I could think of at least five other responses you could have given instead of "You want us now, Frank?" Next time try, "The party you wish to speak to is no longer accepting calls at this nimber,...

Or worse yet Bama, "I've got this last call," (it's 4pm on Friday), "sounds like it's just a blower motor, don't know what brand, we haven't been there before, and the call came in about 10am but I...

READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS AND THE CONCLUSION THEY LEAD TO:

l. The sport of choice for the urban poor is:
BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
...

What about Paul Harvey? Saw the reference to him on Bruce's thread. He carry a 9mm? Don't listen to him a lot but always get a chuckle or two out of his commentaries. Man, I first heard him in...

Nice link James, thanks a bunch, you betcha.

front page article in Saturdays paper told about having National Guard troops at our airport. Went on to state that they carried M-16's AND 9mm HANDGUNS. These (9mm's) standard issue for Guardsman...

What a guy. Now I will go to your thread. And tell Boss to order two Porsches, both with 50 cal.s and we'll send you both to the Afgan border. Call you the 9mm piece force.

Naw, got it from an uncle who died a few years back. He used to carry it in his line of work. Well, not work actually, cause he was known for not ever working. Seems, he split from here and went...