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A blonde lady once started a grease fire in her kitchen. She was very frightened and proceeded to call the fire department.

blonde:"Please come quick,, My kitchen is on fire!! "

Fire Dept...

Actually , the French did have one military victory , The French Revolution :)

Ahhhh , thats White Room , by Cream

Wow ,,,, thats some heavy shit..

Ride On ,,,,,, AC/DC

The title is " Wherever I may Roam "

Sign above the urinals , "Please do not eat the mints"

That one would be " Cold Gin " also by Kiss ,, a band I used to play with did both of those tunes ,, truly classic music

Detroit Rock City ,, Kiss

They tell you black is really white , the moon is just the sun at night,,,,

Ok ,,,, I give up . How DOES an armless guy dance with his dead girlfriend ?? Seriously , I want the punchline . :)

Dont know about the Hendrix one , but Vince Gill turned down the front man position for Dire Straits , they were quoted from "Money for Nothing" earlier in the thread.

That would be Sting ,, from The Police.

Somebody Bring Me Some Water ,, By the carpet munchin queen Melissa Etheridge.

That would be Pink Floyd ,,, Wish You Were Here , from the Dark Side of the Moon album.

Got the artist right ,,,, but not the song title ,,, its not Good Song ,,,, :)

Take me across the water , cause I need someplace to hide . I done the ranchers daughter ,, and I sure did hurt his pride ,,,,

I wanna Rock ,,, Twisted Sister

So if you wake up with the sunrise , and all your dreams are still as new,,,

Always seems to remind me why there's nothin goin down here ,,

I believe that would be Toni Basil ,, Toni Braxton has several hits :)

Point of No Return ,,, Kansas

She was holding a pair , but I had to try , her deuce was wild , but my ace was high.

Love Hurts ,,,, Nazareth

Turn the Page ,,,, Bob Seger ,, later covered by Metallica.



By the way , I thought the object of this game was to name the title AND the artist ?? I've seen an awful lot of responses just...

That one was answered several pages ago ,, Walkin the Tight Rope ,, not Crossfire.

Walkin the Tight Rope ,, Stevie Ray Vaughn

Cold as Ice ,,,, by Foreigner

Robin , you were the one that posted the J. Geils tune :)
I was never really a J. Geils fan , but it was popular in my day , and yes , I was a headbanger through the 80's ! LOL

,,,and took a piss on the wall,,,,,


Piss on the Wall
J. Geils Band

Sitting on a park bench ,, Eyeing little girls with bad intent.

You Bi%#h you must be gettin old,,,,


What Do You Do For Money Honey ,,, AC/DC

The Doors ,,,, Let it Roll ! !

"The days grow shorter and the nights are getting long , feels like we're runnin out of time "

I could be wrong , but I beleive that would be The Ballad of Curtis Lowe by Lynrd Skynrd ?

"She took all my money , wrecked my new car , now she's with one of my good timin buddies , drinkin' in some cross town bar",,,,

Dazed & Confused

AMEN ! ! ! I couldn't agree more ! Although I think it should be sooner !

Abstinence makes the church grow Fondlers.

Three hillbillies were comparing how stupid their wifes were.

First Hillbilly - " That wife of mine is so stupid , she went out and bought a washin machine , and we don't even have water!"
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I just broke down and bought the program , and glad I did ! Its got to be the best tool available ! Thanks Don , excellent program !

Choose your medicine!
Doctors & Guns
Number of physicians in the US = 700,000

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year = 120,000

Accidental deaths per physician = 0.171
(source: US...

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