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Sorry you Got Hurt. It's amazing you can have
a sense of humor when you are in pain.
Or did you get good drugs.

Merry Christmas! http://givemesomebeak.com/smilie_window-x-mas.gif

Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software...

Aleast he did not say: and then an alter boy walked by!http://www.givemesomebeak.com/chase.gif:Dhttp://www.givemesomebeak.com/smil08.gifhttp://www.givemesomebeak.com/ANGLE_GLASSES.gif

Robin follows me around the internet no matter
what!http://www.givemesomebeak.com/pcangry.gif
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BTW Robin likes...

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A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200,"...

leave it to Mylanta to post a pic of Bama Jelly.

I tried to tell everyone that they have Bama jelly in the south!

Gee's Robin you have a dirty mind! That k-9 jelly could be for greasing the...

Ask Mylanta????? he posted it in another
thread!http://www.givemesomebeak.com/lurk.gifhttp://www.givemesomebeak.com/moon.gif

http://HVAC-Talk.com/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=13439

still wondering what K-9 jelly is?

This joke made me think of You! http://www.givemesomebeak.com/poke.gif


A week after their marriage, Phil and Jill (newlyweds) paid a visit
to their doctor...

I hope to move north, I want to escape from
guys that think like you!
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I think the goat is angry http://www.givemesomebeak.com/goat.gif
I think you have managed
to anger a lot of people and numerous goats.
Of course bigotry does reign supreme in the
south and...

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think?...

he did a solo nonstop transatlantic flight in a
hot air balloon

Joseph Kittinger :D:cool:

ROTFLMAO, thanks!

ROTFLMAO!

no problem! http://www.givemesomebeak.com/TINY-smile-love.gif

gee Dave, how much coffee have you had???? http://www.givemesomebeak.com/ 2_SMILE.gif

wow! I could have supplied the visual
enhancments!!!!!

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[Edited by BJ on 04-12-2002 at 05:41 PM]

it's a computer generated image!

These are the 5 worst possible questions
a woman can ask! ~ and you may have to anwser!!! http://www.givemesomebeak.com/COWBOY.gif http://www.givemesomebeak.com/CRACK-THE-WHIP.gif



The...

well the 1st one is probably about crazy people who have show poodles etc. and they don't want people to get too close and get the little darlings all excited!
and the 2nd one, Well they probably...

hehehehehehe http://home.arcor.de/animgifs/gifw/bilder/band.gif

[Edited by BJ on 04-11-2002 at 05:35 PM]

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Bama does not live in Arkansas! What are you
smoking?????http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein/rasta.gif foolhttp://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/nichtani/biggrimjackbox.gif

Funny I saw this a few weesks ago on some joke
site. Did they steal if from you Robin?

yep, a goose will chase you and not give up.
I guess it's a teritoral thing.

If you had the right woman in the first place, you
wouldn't have to sell yourself!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark...

A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled
and torn from his body. The doctor reassured him that
modern medicine made it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't...

Now I know for sure...
you're a
Computer Addict


25 Ways for you to Know,
You've Been Online too Long

01. Technical Support calls "YOU" for help.
02. Someone at work tells...

that was only a partial list.

WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS...


IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

PRINCESS, HAVING HAD...

no.... and no leather chaps either. too bad!:cool::cool::(

You can GET chocolate anytime.

"If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real
meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can make...

Robin, I dont think anyone here want's to see
you in your underwear. or sniff you either!:eek:

gee's Robin, I would not want to be responsible
for the BIG one that would do you in.
(besides I'm shy and those kind of photo's are
strictly regulated) so you get......
lingerie on the kitchen...

Sorry about the "eat your heart out"... it's just an
expression!
hmmmmmm.....the location.... well it's a secret!
Kind of lingerie???? Wow! you really want that
kind of self punishment.... to...

Packing for My VACATION:D ie: picking out
some LINGERIE:p .... etc. etc...
Wondering why you send your girlfriend home???:rolleyes:NOT!
http://www.givemesomebeak.com/hot-lips2.jpgeat your heart...

no rebutals Robin.... I'm not offended, I'm just glad I'm
not one of the typical women that cause men to write such
things....

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Robin Boyd
I always liked, "do you take plastic or do we have to stop by an ATM?" That's closing the deal. [
/QUOTE]

Guess you have to pay for yours huh????:D:D:D

does that actually work? :confused:

I can't decide.....do I laugh, cry,......
Born and raised in Atlanta!:D:D:D

:D:D:D (not an official document) hehehehehe!

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This is really long... but it's funny! A friend
in Hawaii sent this to me.

This is the story of the night a ten-year-old
cat, Rudy, got his head stuck
in the garbage disposal. I knew at...

I cant understand women driver's (excluding myself)
they were probably putting on make up while driving!

I can't wait. http://www.givemesomebeak.com/sexy_winking_eyes.gif

I really look foward to your funny postings!

:D:D:D hehehehehehe :D:D:D

hmmmmmmmmm......
Hey Dave, :D:D:D:D
can you teach me everything I ever needed to know about
golf, but were afraid to ask?

Can you say: Double-teamed! hehehehehehehehe.....
:D:D:D:D:D:

ROTFLMAO