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Trash, spoofs, light entertainment, no brainer yes I have read a few.

http://www.recoilmag.com/news/cigarette-shaped_pacifiers_0604.html
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http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html

Your extra planned maintenance calls should be your training ground for your next group of techs. Hire some techs with less experience, train some installers that want to do service from in house....

Can you say negotiate a new contract? They have this guy by the short hairs.

[Edited by xpertser on 06-22-2004 at 09:57 PM]

These people can help you fulfill your dream.


http://www.alienabductions.com/index2.html

Make sure you take the slowest moving helper since the slow ones always get it first.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/10/obit.ray.charles.ap/index.html

http://www.weddingdressguy.com/

At $35.00 per hour I would be asking how much is under the table the IRS does not see. I know a couple of guys here that take upwards of 50% under the table. At the rate he is charging after taxes...

Got a letter from Carrier today and they say all equipment is going up 3% due to metal cost.

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. Several minutes into the trip, the train passes through a dark...

At that price mine is on the market starting now.

One of the biggest pain in the a$$es that ever came from a nightmare. Lots of fun cleaning the condensers or for that matter any part of them. From what I remember I believe they were made in the...

This was one of the quotes this morning at the top of the screen.


"A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on." - Samuel Goldwyn

Make sure you exhaust all opinions first.

My father had a similar operation about 5-6 years ago, they did not turn his stomach (I believe). They took part of his stomach out and moved the outlet...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/05/reagan.health/index.html

I have an old gas refrigerator in my garage.

"Today, eight months later, there are nearly 69 million eBay users who spend $59 million every day. Much of it goes to small
"mom and pop" businesses that auction everything imaginable."

"Now,...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now:
No Jesus
No Wal-Mart
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No basketball...

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A Thornhill man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man...

The owner of a drugstore comes to work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up.

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs
away. Further down the...

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into
it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out...

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I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.



Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and...

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72.5 doors

Now is the perfect time to increase your rates.


$2.04 - $2.24 in Syracuse

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents house for dinner. This
is to be her first time meeting the family and
she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal The woman is...

A propane tank? Maybe I should try that next time I have been beating the buggers with it.





When I use it I get instant results too, but they are back in a matter of hours

I have one of those but it takes hours and plenty of the kerosene they sell you for it.
It works for about 4-6 hours after I spend that much time using it.


I did some checking and found that...

In another thread you spoke of moth balls and a smudge pot for Mosquito control.

Would you mind explaining because those friggers are driving me nuts.



Thanks

Next time you go down get ahold of Hoss at http://www.pylesofredfish.com/ and he will show you a good time.

Oh crap this is a joke, I was writing my answers down.

This was forwarded to me- It gave me a laugh, I imagined my lady doing this whole thing as I read it!




Subject: The wash cloth

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Buy him a set of these and you may get on his good side.

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So who wants to make sport of my parents?.
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Just go look at the Goat picture some more.

Sorry R12rules but I think you won the contest.

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Jeep Wedgewood here.

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes When you have a stressful day or week, you need...

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2001/AfghanSuspect.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/AngerManagement.jpg

New Words for 2004. Occasionally the Internet provides us with things that we just can't do
without, like the following "Essential additions for the workplace Vocabulary":

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NO!
YES! "The suppliers of the test"


A multiple choice test is not worth taking.

Oh crap "pardon the pun" the bidet has already been invented!

That got me laughing and thinking about inventing a disposable corn cob mounted on the wall.

Just may make me go and get something done with my elbows so I can play.

I had never heard of it until today and was just doing a search about it. Looks like it would be fun if I did not have tendonitis in both elbows.

Has any one played it?
For the ones that have not heard of it, it is frisbee gold.