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LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS,
FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN...
The Female Genie and Obama
While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations,
Obama found abottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with...
Breaking into a garage door in 6 seconds!!!!!
This is confession, please be serious when you read it......lol. T
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts...
May be offensive to some, look at your own risk
I just installed a new thermostat as stated in the title and in the installation guide and in the setup instructions there is a setting.... 1st stage compressor cycle rate 3 recommended for most...
The compressor is not suppose to shut off during defrost I thought, Brent? If I have it in quiet defrost, the compressor will shut off momentarily while the rv changes. However, like I stated, I...
Last night I discovered that my heat pump compressor is shutting of as the same time the reversing valve changes and stays off for at least five minutes and does the same thing when the reversing...
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up...
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was...
Lets not forget about the "mad drummer" Steve Moore!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E
not as good as I once was, but good once as I ever was
An 80 year old man goes for a physical . All of his tests come back
with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great . How are you doing
mentally and emotionally?
Not sure if I put this one up before or not. If I have, please forgive, if not, please enjoy!
ANDY ROONEY ON SEX!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good...
A Trooper is making his regular patrol when he spots a car parked in an out of the way 'Lovers lane'.
When he carefully approaches the car to get a closer look, he sees a young man behind the...
Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could ...
I did not know this..... When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
I wish this guy had 434 brothers and sisters serving in congress with him. Maybe the internet will save us after all.
Our New Lightbulbs
Take a look at this video for some insight into the use...
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'..
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'...
Boobs vs Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases....
Can you have too much of a good thing? You decide!
Incredible! Particularly the 90 year old pilot in the cockpit. The look
on his face tells a story well beyond words. The rest of the video is
awesome, but that part is priceless. This will bring a...
This has to be one of the neatest web sites whether you have gasoline in your veins or not. This is a web-site featuring the original factory brochures for nearly every American car you have ever...
Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and without an argument go directly to the golf course,...