out late pulled by cop
older man pulled by a cop at 02:00am.
cop: "Where are you going at 2 in the morning?"
man: "I'm on my way to hear a lecture about the evils of alcohol, its effects on the human body and its toll on society."
cop: "Who's giving that lecture at 2 in the morning?"
man: "My wife....":angel:
good i like that!:putergreet:
Originally Posted by hearthman
Haha. Thats a good one that I haven't heard before.
Guy and his wife get pulled over.
The guy(driver) starts being a real jerk to the cop.
"What, did the doughnut store run out so you're taking it out on me?" etc etc
The wife says to the cop, "Don't listen to him officer, he's always like this when he's drunk.